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PhizUniq
Joined: 11 Mar 2006 Posts: 5770 Location: HAITI ![](templates/Cobalt/images/spacer.gif) |
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 9:02 pm Post subject: DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MALE AND FEMALE BIRDS (JOKE) |
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Until now I never fully understood how to tell the difference between male and female birds. I always thought it had to be determined surgically. Until now.
Below are two birds. Study them closely... Which of the two birds is a female???
It can be done even by one with limited bird watching skills.
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chenette
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Joined: 11 Mar 2006 Posts: 132 Location: tampa ![](templates/Cobalt/images/spacer.gif) |
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 9:54 pm Post subject: |
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well i know you might think the one with her beak open is the female, but i will say the quiet one is because i am like that in a relationship. |
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SIROMYEL
Joined: 11 Mar 2006 Posts: 9967 Location: TAMPA ![](templates/Cobalt/images/spacer.gif) |
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 9:57 pm Post subject: |
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Maybe if men listened more, we wouldn't need to talk so much.
Ou ka oue lot bird lan quiet, you might think he's listening, but ou pa we jan'l lwen. I bet you he's checking out some other bird.
Li pa tande yon mot nan sa ti malerez lan ap di a. |
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Tilouj
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Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 8022 Location: Tou patou ![](templates/Cobalt/images/spacer.gif) |
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:13 am Post subject: |
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SIROMYEL wrote: |
Maybe if men listened more, we wouldn't need to talk so much........... |
Well said girl.
Very funny, Phiz ![Laughing](images/smiles/icon_lol.gif) |
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FUNKY
Joined: 11 Mar 2006 Posts: 27830 Location: Body: Montréal..Mind: Haiti chérie ![](templates/Cobalt/images/spacer.gif) |
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:35 am Post subject: |
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Sa bel net....good one Phiz ![Wink](images/smiles/icon_wink.gif) _________________
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dschaeff03
Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 72 Location: Albany, NY ![](templates/Cobalt/images/spacer.gif) |
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:12 am Post subject: |
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Actually there's no male bird in the picture. It's a tale of two female birds, the one with the beak open consistently reminded the silent one:"Next time i caught you with my man you'll have both legs cut off, do i make myself clear?" Having a guilt feeling the silent bird ashamedly turned her face away. _________________ Life is easy once you know it runs by principles. |
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Tilouj
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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:39 am Post subject: |
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I like your spin on the pic dschaeff03. ![Laughing](images/smiles/icon_lol.gif) |
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Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 3875 Location: Massachusetts ![](templates/Cobalt/images/spacer.gif) |
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:09 am Post subject: |
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Very funny Phiz, but I'm loving dschaeff03 interpretation better and find it funnier. ![Laughing](images/smiles/icon_lol.gif) _________________ "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." George Carlin |
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