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FoFo

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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:59 pm Post subject:

LMAOO! dannm Benny 2 years later! (ba li ) _________________ Lòd Nan Dezòd FoFo #1♥

Benny Blanco

Joined: 09 Jan 2007
Posts: 5868
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 3:25 pm Post subject:

ROTFLMAO... Jean se pa moun Ayiti misyer yer... Fok se Grenadia misyer sorti, yon neg pakab sot konsa... Sa fer ninpot 4 anee epi misyer pa jam change nimewo'l... Ooooo... Se pa de betiz misyer sot di'm... Mwen fer ninpot cinq minute ap pase misyer an kk... Misyer mete pou mwen... Bon dieu fer, mwen pli madafaka pase misyer, al la fin, se le gen kk ba'm!! Misyer entrez lan manman mwen, mwen di misyer sa ter met, at least manman'm pa jam crier pou limonade... Misyer di'm, mamnman'm fer pli mal pou limonade... Ala frekan misyer frekan!! Se la mwen meter pou misyer!!! Mwen fer misyer konnen, map ** achete depi se limonade ki gen le monde, pou li mouri swaf limonade!!! Misyer rele manman'm tout kaliter nom... Aswea, et pou tout res weekend sa, Jean pran lan kk avec mwen... Ata text messaj mwen pral voye misyer!!! Misyer di'm, eske mwen konnen li ka fer arete'm, et deporte'm... Mwen di misyer, ou kk, number one, mwen se yon Ameriken, number two, se lan prizon mwen yer la, map ** ou call sa...." Anyway, si nou bezwen griyen dan nou, rele Jean Fortune lan 561-577-0589 _________________ Se Nou Ki Nou, A Pre Nou, Se Nou, N'ap Tou Jour Nou

Neg Timid

Joined: 06 Apr 2006
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 5:37 pm Post subject:

Benny Blanco wrote:

ROTFLMAO... Jean se pa moun Ayiti misyer yer... Fok se Grenadia misyer sorti, yon neg pakab sot konsa... Sa fer ninpot 4 anee epi misyer pa jam change nimewo'l... Ooooo... Se pa de betiz misyer sot di'm... Mwen fer ninpot cinq minute ap pase misyer an kk... Misyer mete pou mwen... Bon dieu fer, mwen pli madafaka pase misyer, al la fin, se le gen kk ba'm!!

Misyer entrez lan manman mwen, mwen di misyer sa ter met, at least manman'm pa jam crier pou limonade... Misyer di'm, mamnman'm fer pli mal pou limonade... Ala frekan misyer frekan!! Se la mwen meter pou misyer!!! Mwen fer misyer konnen, map **** achete depi se limonade ki gen le monde, pou li mouri swaf limonade!!!

Misyer rele manman'm tout kaliter nom... Aswea, et pou tout res weekend sa, Jean pran lan kk avec mwen... Ata text messaj mwen pral voye misyer!!!

Misyer di'm, eske mwen konnen li ka fer arete'm, et deporte'm... Mwen di misyer, ou kk, number one, mwen se yon Ameriken, number two, se lan prizon mwen yer la, map **** ou call sa...."

Anyway, si nou bezwen griyen dan nou, rele Jean Fortune lan 561-577-0589

Benny,

Apre tout tan sa-a ou nan kò malere a toujou. Se yon ti landeng ou ye... Alon limonad ki vini pou Jean Fortuné ! Laughing

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LadyKreyol

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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 6:07 am Post subject:

@ Benny Blanco. I can't believe you posted his number. Sa bel. _________________ Music is love in search of a word. Sidney Lanier

michoulove

Joined: 01 Nov 2007
Posts: 2883

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 12:06 am Post subject:

Benny Blanco wrote:

LMFAO

OMG, I just called and it rang til the vm came on. M ap rele l demen. Laughing

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Benny Blanco

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Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 1:58 pm Post subject:

Kolanget mesyer... Gade jan yon neg!! Mwen blow lan travay la, map chache yon jan pou’m fer trip… Mwen jwenn ti post sa ankor, mwen ** Jean yon call, madafaka pran telefon na… Se pa de kk misyer pa di’m, mwen grenyen dan’m lan travay la, jistan mwen sot tombe sou chez la… LMAO… Sa fer cinq, madafaka pa jam chajan telefon li… Misyer pran avec mwen, chaq anee fok mwen ** misyer yon call… Sak pi red la, Jean gen le ap pran klass ESL ler soir, se pa de negger misyer pa rele’m… _________________ Se Nou Ki Nou, A Pre Nou, Se Nou, N'ap Tou Jour Nou

michoulove

Joined: 01 Nov 2007
Posts: 2883

Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 2:57 pm Post subject:

Benny Blanco wrote:

Kolanget mesyer... Gade jan yon neg!! Mwen blow lan travay la, map chache yon jan pou’m fer trip… Mwen jwenn ti post sa ankor, mwen **** Jean yon call, madafaka pran telefon na… Se pa de kk misyer pa di’m, mwen grenyen dan’m lan travay la, jistan mwen sot tombe sou chez la… LMAO… Sa fer cinq, madafaka pa jam chajan telefon li… Misyer pran avec mwen, chaq anee fok mwen **** misyer yon call… Sak pi red la, Jean gen le ap pran klass ESL ler soir, se pa de negger misyer pa rele’m…

Lmao
Really Benny? Ou **** anmegdan man. Si mesye te pran klas ESL se pa negger l tap relew, kek fanm ameriken nwa misye ap frekante nan kek ghetto. Laughing

Antouka, genle m ap tou sevi ak misye pou weekend nan. Laughing

Jean limonad, men epav KM yo, KOURI Laughing

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