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DONCUE_69
Joined: 18 Jun 2007
Posts: 10598
Location: AMBA ZYE YO
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UN PUNK ENTRE DANS UN SALON DE COIFFURE ET S'ASSEOIT A COTE D'UNE RELIGIEUSE. APRES L'AVOIR DEVISAGE, IL LUI DEMANDE SI ELLE NE VOUDRAIT PAS COUCHE AVEC LUI.
HORRIFIEE! LA SOEUR SE LEVE ET PART IMMEDIATEMENT DU SALON.
LE COIFFEUR TEMOIN DE LA SCENE DIT AU PUNK: SI TU VEUX COUCHER SERIEUSEMENT AVEC ELLE, JE CONNAIS UN MOYEN INFAILLIBLE, RENDS-TOI AU CIMETIERE A MINUIT ET FAIS TOI PASSER POUR DIEU, ELLE NE POURRA PAS RESISTER!
LE PUNK SE DEGUISE EN DIEU AVEC UN DRAP BLANC ET UNE BARBE, IL SE REND AU CIMETIERE A MINUIT ET VOIT LA SOEUR EN TRAIN DE PRIER.
LE PUNK SURGIT SOUDAIN ET LUI DIT, SI TU SOUHAITES QUE TES PRIERES S'ACCOMPLISSENT, TU DOIS T'UNIR A MOI DANS UNE RELATION CHARNELLE; APRES UN MOMENT DE REFLEXION, LA SOEUR REPOND: OK, MAIS JE TIENS A RESTER VIERGE, PREND MOI PAR L'ARRIERE, LE PUNK TOUT HEUREUX S'OCCUPE DE LA SOEUR...PUIS TOUT DE SUITE APRES, TRES FIER DE LUI, IL SE RELEVE, ENLEVE LE DRAP ET DIT EN RICANNANT, AH AH AH! COUCOU JE NE SUIS PAS DIEU, JE SUIS LE PUNK!!!!
ALORS LA SOEUR ENLEVE SON VOILE ET LUI DIT: AH AH AH, COUCOU JE NE SUIS PAS LA SOEUR, JE SUIS LE COIFFEUR 
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MINGOLOVE
Joined: 15 Mar 2006
Posts: 2161
Location: MIAMI, Florida
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LMFAOL !!!!
OMG! Only DonCue...
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Evie
Joined: 25 Jul 2006
Posts: 6085
Location: Nan Peyi KM!!!
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| Mesi Doncito !!!! |
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Robie Rob
Joined: 13 Mar 2006
Posts: 3242
Location: Kote ou pat vle ye an.
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PropertyofHaiti
Joined: 22 Aug 2007
Posts: 510
Location: Palais National
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epa ma soeur li te bezwen
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zipgenel
Joined: 30 May 2006
Posts: 12708
Location: palm beach
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EPI Y'AP DI PA GEN BONDJE!!!
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P.P.P= PIYAY POU PIPO
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SIROMYEL
Joined: 11 Mar 2006
Posts: 9967
Location: TAMPA
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HAHAHAHAH!
I saw that one coming from a mile away!
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MenkiJan
Joined: 14 Sep 2008
Posts: 5887
Location: Boston, MA
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ANMWEYYYY
ALON VYE DONCUE PAPA |
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nixonlive
Joined: 08 Jun 2008
Posts: 185
Location: Worldwide
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Oooh yeah! sa a fre man.
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