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SIROMYEL
Joined: 11 Mar 2006
Posts: 9967
Location: TAMPA
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Pain of a married man!!!!!
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.
She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?" he asks solemnly. "Yes I do" she replies.
The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the garden?"
"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued.. "Do you remember when he showed the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"
"I remember that too" she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have been released today!"
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daphnee
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 28099
Location: Under the witness protection plan
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DONCUE_69
Joined: 18 Jun 2007
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Location: AMBA ZYE YO
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| Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 2:56 pm Post subject: |
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lmfao
thx siwo you made my day 
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K- ONPA
L- OVERS
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Barbiegirl
Joined: 28 Jan 2009
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Location: TORONTO
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freshprince of kompa
Joined: 03 Jul 2008
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Location: Providence - RI
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haha
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Ranfo
Joined: 08 May 2006
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Location: chicago
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| Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:49 pm Post subject: |
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Siro, sa'a bon Net....
mwen panse se de mariaj pa'w la ou tap
vi'n pale, paske'm tap di bagay yo fet komanse...
Anyway, thanks for the laugh ! |
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Robie Rob
Joined: 13 Mar 2006
Posts: 3242
Location: Kote ou pat vle ye an.
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| Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 4:29 pm Post subject: |
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LMAO
DATS A GOOD ONE SYRO.... |
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Evie
Joined: 25 Jul 2006
Posts: 6085
Location: Nan Peyi KM!!!
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Thanks Siromyel!! |
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LouisJeanBeauge
Joined: 07 Aug 2006
Posts: 3603
Location: Mombin Crochu, Haiti
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ANMWEYYYY
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Kompa Love
Joined: 20 Jun 2006
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Location: FL
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LMAO
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