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PIYO
Joined: 30 Mar 2006
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 Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:04 am Post subject: Management lesson |
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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she Belonged to someone else... Â Â
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give  Â
you a $100 if you let me have sex with you.. Â Â
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The girl said, Â Â
" NO." Â Â
Johnny said, " Â Â
I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, You bend down, and I'll  Â
be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment  Â
and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. She called her boyfriend and told him the story. Â Â
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The boyfriend  Â
said, "Ask him for $200, then pick up the money Very fast. He won't  Â
even be able to get his pants down." Â Â
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She agreed and  Â
accepted the proposal. Half an hour went by and the boyfriend was waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend called and asked what happened...... Â Â
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She said, "The bastard used quarters!" Â Â
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Management  Â
lesson: Â Â
Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to  Â
it and getting screwed!
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chkevin
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| Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:33 pm Post subject: |
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| that one is good. I like it |
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PhizUniq
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| Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:34 pm Post subject: |
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Yo di djaz sa frekan... Se pa fòt nou. Nou just RESAN! |
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wonder
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| Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks for the laugh, I really really needed it.
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Tilouj
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blackpearl
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| Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 8:21 am Post subject: |
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That was so funny thanx for the laugh.
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radiocitadelle2006
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| Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:41 pm Post subject: |
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thats funny though...maybe I'll start using that line
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NEG-BERTHE
Joined: 13 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:52 pm Post subject: |
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YO PIYO! YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT. I JUST HAD A ROUGH & TOUGH DAY @ WORK I CAME HOME WITH A HEADACHE BUT YOU TRULY FLIP MY BAD DAY TO A GOOD ONE. I LEARN SOME THING I WILL TRY THAT BUT INSTEAD OF QUATERS I WILL PENNIES
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PA JIGE SOU CHEMIZ-LAN, SOU PANTALON-AN & SOU MAK KALSON-AN, IT'S WHAT YOU ARE INSIDE THAT MAKES YOU WHO YOU TRULY ARE.
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PIYO
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| Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 12:07 pm Post subject: |
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| NEG-BERTHE wrote: |
| I LEARN SOME THING I WILL TRY THAT BUT INSTEAD OF QUATERS I WILL PENNIES |
$200 en pennies 
OU KA PEDI VISION OU WI, Minm Linett ka paka fe anyian pou ou.
Paske mwen sure lan yon business konsa, OU PA BESOIN PARTNERSHIP.
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cici
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| Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 12:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Lol!!! I liked that one!!! |
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