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[LejacobinNoir]

Was sent to me...thought I should share...


In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, My dixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp.announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.


Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Your thoughts !!!!
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[Melokompa]

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Pfizer Corp.announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

This sounds like a joke, a total ripoff. Why choosing Pepsi to promote this generic version of viagra. When people are looking for something to give them a lasting erection, they don't think of Pepsi. It's a wait and see situation how this will unfold.
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[LejacobinNoir]

Melokompa wrote:

Quote: Pfizer Corp.announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. This sounds like a joke, a total ripoff. Why choosing Pepsi to promote this generic version of viagra. When people are looking for something to give them a lasting erection, they don't think of Pepsi. It's a wait and see situation how this will unfold.

Not really,

Even it's pepsi Co.that doesn't mean the product will be name Pepsi per say.
As long like you get an erection ....who cares who bottles it
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[Ayani]

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Not really, Even it's pepsi Co.that doesn't mean the product will be name Pepsi per say. As long like you get an erection ....who cares who bottles it

Wi wi sa tres important ...MANTI-M FE
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[konpa rockers]

Ayani wrote:

Quote: Not really, Even it's pepsi Co.that doesn't mean the product will be name Pepsi per say. As long like you get an erection ....who cares who bottles it Wi wi sa tres important ...MANTI-M FE

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