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KOMPA! MAGAZINE The site for Haitian Music News as it happens, debates & more.
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Ti boxer

Joined: 11 Mar 2006 Posts: 2188 Location: MA  |
Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 2:18 pm Post subject: TO ALL DIE HARD RED SOX FANS!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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DIE HARD SOX FAN!!!
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class
that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her class to raise their hands if
they are too. Wanting to impress the teacher, everyone in the class
raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the
girl with surprise and says "Janie, why didnt you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Yankees fan" she replied.
The teacher still shocked, asked "Well, if your not a Yankees fan then
who are you a fan of?"
"I'm a Red Sox fan and proud of it." Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears.
"Janie, why are you a Red Sox fan?"
"Cuz my mom and dad are both Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in an annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to
be a Red Sox fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all the
time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron what
would you be then?"
Then Janie smiled, "I'd be a Yankees fan..." |
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kafou

Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 19129 Location: Nan Tchoulolo  |
Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 2:20 pm Post subject: |
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Ti-Boxer;
You are a Riottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt how did you come up with this particular joke sir. my ohhhhhhhhhh my.  _________________ JISKOZO EPI NINPOTKIJAN
A LA MANIERE DE MIZIK LAKAY
" OU DI OU CHAJE KLAS, ENBIN POUKISA OU PA ALLER FE LEKOL AVEK YO" |
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AntilleanPrincess
Joined: 08 Apr 2006 Posts: 311 Location: New York  |
Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 2:51 pm Post subject: |
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LOL... I love it! |
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Chachou

Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 1742 Location: Neverland/NEW JERSEY  |
Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 2:55 pm Post subject: Re: TO ALL DIE HARD RED SOX FANS!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Ti boxer wrote: |
DIE HARD SOX FAN!!!
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class
that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her class to raise their hands if
they are too. Wanting to impress the teacher, everyone in the class
raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the
girl with surprise and says "Janie, why didnt you raise your hand?"
That was funny! I can never take the time to understand baseball although I've been to a couple Yankee games but I don't understand the game--The only thing I know about baseball is 3 strikes you're out. I know nothing about innings, etc.
That was a funny joke though!
"Because I'm not a Yankees fan" she replied.
The teacher still shocked, asked "Well, if your not a Yankees fan then
who are you a fan of?"
"I'm a Red Sox fan and proud of it." Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears.
"Janie, why are you a Red Sox fan?"
"Cuz my mom and dad are both Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in an annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to
be a Red Sox fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all the
time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron what
would you be then?"
Then Janie smiled, "I'd be a Yankees fan..." |
_________________ Peace,
Chachou
"The Brightest Future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't go on well in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches." Anonymous |
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AntilleanPrincess
Joined: 08 Apr 2006 Posts: 311 Location: New York  |
Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 3:04 pm Post subject: |
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Chachou, its not too difficult....you just have to stay interested long enough to watch the whole thing. It gets boring pretty fast at times and that's why a lot of my friends never take the time to understand it. But if you ever end up at a Yankees vs. Red Sox match up, especially any time during the race for the pennant, you'll get more then just a little swept up in the game. |
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Chachou

Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 1742 Location: Neverland/NEW JERSEY  |
Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 3:38 pm Post subject: |
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AntilleanPrincess wrote: |
Chachou, its not too difficult....you just have to stay interested long enough to watch the whole thing. It gets boring pretty fast at times and that's why a lot of my friends never take the time to understand it. But if you ever end up at a Yankees vs. Red Sox match up, especially any time during the race for the pennant, you'll get more then just a little swept up in the game. |
I'm usually more interested in the food You know friends bring stuff to the game and we have a grand ole time with the each other. I never understood their fanaticism to a baseball team because they only get aroused when there's a home run or a near home run I get bored easily and I think that's why I have not learned the game....
Basketball, Tennis--you're talking my games!  _________________ Peace,
Chachou
"The Brightest Future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't go on well in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches." Anonymous |
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tipoupouche

Joined: 11 Mar 2006 Posts: 6551
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 2:28 am Post subject: |
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Ugly lost last night ... Hmmm... I see a team that is doing the electric slide to the bottom of the division. The Red Sucks will be lucky to finish third place. This is the worst Red Sucks team ever..... No character... a bunch of hoodlums...... junkies, thieves... bums.... you name it.. wouldn't you agree AntilleanRedSox,..... |
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AntilleanPrincess
Joined: 08 Apr 2006 Posts: 311 Location: New York  |
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:09 am Post subject: |
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I probably should have mentioned that not only am I a Sox fan but I'm an employee of the organization... so there's so many reasons why I'll never agree with you.
Go Sox! |
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tipoupouche

Joined: 11 Mar 2006 Posts: 6551
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 7:47 am Post subject: |
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HA Antillean... You finally speaks out... Conflict of interest. That means if I can get George to hire you, you will be a Yankees fan.. I see hope for you... You are rooting for the hand that feeds you. I can agree with that... Your reasoning makes some sense. But for that Jehovah witness Boxsseur, I can't find any reason for him to be a Red Sux fan. He loves NY, he loves Sherfield. He loves George, He loves Giambi... WHy is he so stubburn |
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daphnee

Joined: 16 Mar 2006 Posts: 28099 Location: Under the witness protection plan  |
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 11:24 am Post subject: |
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LAME!!!!!!!!!!! Corny Red Sox fans!!!!!!!! Did you come up with that one all by yourself Ti Box or another corny fan told you about it........  _________________ "Mwen di non, AYITI PAP KRAZE!!!!" |
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