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Chachou
Joined: 13 Mar 2006
Posts: 1742
Location: Neverland/NEW JERSEY
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 Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:14 pm Post subject: Three Ladies (Hillarious Joke) |
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Three ladies, one a German, one a Japanese and the third an American from hill-billy country.
They were all three sitting in a hot-tub, naked and suddenly there was a strange beeping sound. The German lady pressed her left forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked questioningly at her and before either could ask, she said, “Oh…that was my pager going off. I have a mircrochip placed under the skin of my arm.”
A few moments later a telephone rang out. The Japanese lady lifted her left palm to her ear and spoke. When she finished she said, “Oh…I have a cell phone microchip under the skin in left palm.”
The Hill-billy felt decidedly low tech. However, not to be out-done, she decided to do something very impressive, to out-do the other two women. She excused herself and stepped out of the sauna, went in the bathroom and returned momentarily with a piece of tissue hanging out of her behind. The others raised their eyebrows in astonishment. They stared at her as she returned towards them in the hot-tub. She noticed the raised eyebrows so she volunteered, “Oh, garsh…would you look at that? I’m getting a fax!”
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Chachou
"The Brightest Future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't go on well in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches." Anonymous |
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Poupee
Joined: 08 Apr 2006
Posts: 83
Location: Miami
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| Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 10:34 am Post subject: Re: Three Ladies (Hillarious Joke) |
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Chachou
I think i heard that joke before if i remenber correctly it was that hispanic lady that played with Antonio Banderas in Desperado. |
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yanvaloo
Joined: 11 Mar 2006
Posts: 14082
Location: Don't know anymore
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| Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 10:51 am Post subject: |
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 woyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too funny for real
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SIROMYEL
Joined: 11 Mar 2006
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Location: TAMPA
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Chachou
Joined: 13 Mar 2006
Posts: 1742
Location: Neverland/NEW JERSEY
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| Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 9:18 pm Post subject: Re: Three Ladies (Hillarious Joke) |
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| Poupee wrote: |
Chachou
I think i heard that joke before if i remenber correctly it was that hispanic lady that played with Antonio Banderas in Desperado. |
Poupee,
I don't know where my friend got the joke from but I think it's funny as heck... I shared it with my boss today and he was literally laughing for like 5 minutes--in tears To appreciate the joke one must place yourself in hill billy country with the accent and all....
Everytime I read it I laugh my head off.
Did you like it?
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Chachou
"The Brightest Future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't go on well in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches." Anonymous |
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