islandprincesse

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**This is a special calendar which has been developed for handling rush jobs.
*All rush jobs are wanted yesterday. With this calendar a client can order his work on the 7th and have it delivered on the 3rd.
*Everyone wants his job by Friday so there are three Fridays in each week.
*There are eight new days at the end of the month for those end-of-the-month jobs.
*There is no 1st of the month - so there can't be late delivery of end-of-the-month jobs on the 1st.
*A "blue Monday" or Monday morning hangover can't happen as all Mondays have been eliminated.
*There are no bothersome unproductive Saturdays or Sundays.
*With no 15th, 30th or 31st, no time off is necessary for cashing salary cheques or paying bills.
*Mirday is a special day added each week for performing miracles.
Source: Mackenzie College Newsletter Fairlie, South Island, New Zealand _________________ San manti |
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