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jacomo
Joined: 11 Mar 2006
Posts: 267
Location: New York
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 Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:51 pm Post subject: One woman with a positive outlook toward married life.... |
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A lawyer married a woman who had
previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
"Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that
be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" |
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Tilouj
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 8022
Location: Tou patou
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| Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:43 pm Post subject: |
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LOL LOL She really will get screwed.  |
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CatDog
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 3875
Location: Massachusetts
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| Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:45 pm Post subject: |
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Ou brave wi. Fos lawyer ki genyen sou board la epi ou mete gwo bagay sa. LMAO
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Haitianone
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 16180
Location: BOSTON,MA
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| Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:36 pm Post subject: |
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I am deeply offended by this post!!!!! 
Tilouj et CatDog, map bay ou yon gro ENFIN!!!!! |
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