kannannan
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 153
Location: amerikka
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 Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 8:11 pm Post subject: Black for 5 mins |
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A little white boy was watching his mother in the kitchen making a
>chocolate cake from scratch.
>While the mother had her head turned, the little white boy went to the
>table dipped both
>hands in the chocolate frosting and covered his face with it.
>The mother turned around to see what the boy was doing and said
>"Boy, what the hell are you doing?"
>The son gleefully replied "Look Mama! I'm black!!!"
>The mother became enraged and slapped the crap out of her son.
>She then said "Boy, go show your father what you've done!
>The boy then walked into the den where his father was reading and said
>"Look Daddy, I'm Black!!"
>The father put his magazine down with a very puzzled look on his face
>(seeing the chocolate on the boy's face).
>The father said "Come here, boy!" The boy came to him and the father
>smacked his son across his head.
>The father angrily said "Now go show your grandpa what you've done!!!"
>The boy then slowly walked to his grandpa who was on the porch and
said,
>"Um...Grandpa, Look what I did. I'm black now."
>The grandfather said gruffly, "COME HERE BOY!" The grandfather took
the
>boy
>over his knee and proceeded to spank him.
>That'll teach you! Now go back in the kitchen with your mama!!!
>The boy walks back in the kitchen and the mother said "I hope you've
>learned your lesson young man.
>The boy says with a scowl on his face "Hell yeah! I've been black for
5
>minutes and I hate you white mothaf*cka's already!
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