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Jean Rubens



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 PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:06 pm    Post subject: X-RATED JOKES (BLAG BETIZ) Reply with quote Back to top

Let's share some "blag betiz" in Creole. The only reason I'm not posting any is because I don't know any. Se pa blag betiz sal-non - ti bagay ki sal yeux moun serieu ki vin sou site-la. Dako???

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 PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

I can't think of one...
JR, lage youn non...
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 PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Kafou kote ou ye
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 PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

How do you get rid of unwanted hair?

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Touf Touf, you spit it out. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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 PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Gromosso wrote:
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 PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Gromosso wrote:
How do you get rid of unwanted hair?

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that sh**t is not funny
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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Gen on ti gason ki renmen di betiz. Tout bagay lap di fok li mete on betiz ladan li.
Manman ak papa li mennen li nan on konkou kesyon/repons yap fe pou timoun.
Animate a mande "KISA KI LONG EPI TET LI ROUJ"?
Ti gason an leve men li pou li reponn kesyon an. Animate a mande li pou li vini reponn kesyon an sou stage la.
Manman ak papa li kouri al kache pou yo pa tande repons lan.
Le ti gason an rive sou stage la, animate mande li anko "KISA KI LONG EPI TET LI ROUJ"?
Ti gason an reponn "ALIMET"
Animate a fe bat bravo pou li epi li mande ti gason an kote manman ak papa ou.
Ti gason an di yo al kache yo konnen repons la se ZOZO.
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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Mizikamort wrote:
Gen on ti gason ki renmen di betiz. Tout bagay lap di fok li mete on betiz ladan li.
Manman ak papa li mennen li nan on konkou kesyon/repons yap fe pou timoun.
Animate a mande "KISA KI LONG EPI TET LI ROUJ"?
Ti gason an leve men li pou li reponn kesyon an. Animate a mande li pou li vini reponn kesyon an sou stage la.
Manman ak papa li kouri al kache pou yo pa tande repons lan.
Le ti gason an rive sou stage la, animate mande li anko "KISA KI LONG EPI TET LI ROUJ"?
Ti gason an reponn "ALIMET"
Animate a fe bat bravo pou li epi li mande ti gason an kote manman ak papa ou.
Ti gason an di yo al kache yo konnen repons la se ZOZO.



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Mizikamort



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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

What do you mean?

Se pa blag betiz yo te di.
I am sorry for that. Mwen pap bay anko paske yo pap bon
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 PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 2:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Mizikamort wrote:
Gen on ti gason ki renmen di betiz. Tout bagay lap di fok li mete on betiz ladan li.
Manman ak papa li mennen li nan on konkou kesyon/repons yap fe pou timoun.
Animate a mande "KISA KI LONG EPI TET LI ROUJ"?
Ti gason an leve men li pou li reponn kesyon an. Animate a mande li pou li vini reponn kesyon an sou stage la.
Manman ak papa li kouri al kache pou yo pa tande repons lan.
Le ti gason an rive sou stage la, animate mande li anko "KISA KI LONG EPI TET LI ROUJ"?
Ti gason an reponn "ALIMET"
Animate a fe bat bravo pou li epi li mande ti gason an kote manman ak papa ou.
Ti gason an di yo al kache yo konnen repons la se ZOZO.




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