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Jean Rubens
Joined: 16 Mar 2006 Posts: 334 Location: Boston, Mass  |
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:06 pm Post subject: X-RATED JOKES (BLAG BETIZ) |
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Let's share some "blag betiz" in Creole. The only reason I'm not posting any is because I don't know any. Se pa blag betiz sal-non - ti bagay ki sal yeux moun serieu ki vin sou site-la. Dako???
KRIK! KRAK! _________________ The official authority |
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Jay Brooklyn

Joined: 27 Sep 2006 Posts: 21884 Location: Brooklyn, USA  |
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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I can't think of one...
JR, lage youn non... _________________ BAT CHIEN AN, TANN MET LI! |
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Melokompa
Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 2613 Location: kOTE OU PA RENMEN AN!!!!!!!!!!  |
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:13 pm Post subject: |
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Kafou kote ou ye _________________ Magnum Band: La Seule Difference |
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Gromosso

Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 10479
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:34 pm Post subject: |
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How do you get rid of unwanted hair?
Scroll down...
Touf Touf, you spit it out.  _________________ Bat Chyen An Tan'n Met Li
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zipgenel

Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 12708 Location: palm beach  |
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:04 pm Post subject: |
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Gromosso wrote: |
How do you get rid of unwanted hair?
Scroll down...
ki kaka ou lagé nan figu moun la gro?
Touf Touf, you spit it out.  |
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konpa rockers

Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 7058 Location: do you really want to know!!!!!  |
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:50 pm Post subject: |
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Gromosso wrote: |
How do you get rid of unwanted hair?
Scroll down...
Touf Touf, you spit it out.  |
that sh**t is not funny _________________ "GOD MADE ME HAITIAN FOR A REASON"
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Mizikamort
Joined: 08 Jun 2006 Posts: 1403 Location: Stamford, CT  |
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:10 pm Post subject: |
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Gen on ti gason ki renmen di betiz. Tout bagay lap di fok li mete on betiz ladan li.
Manman ak papa li mennen li nan on konkou kesyon/repons yap fe pou timoun.
Animate a mande "KISA KI LONG EPI TET LI ROUJ"?
Ti gason an leve men li pou li reponn kesyon an. Animate a mande li pou li vini reponn kesyon an sou stage la.
Manman ak papa li kouri al kache pou yo pa tande repons lan.
Le ti gason an rive sou stage la, animate mande li anko "KISA KI LONG EPI TET LI ROUJ"?
Ti gason an reponn "ALIMET"
Animate a fe bat bravo pou li epi li mande ti gason an kote manman ak papa ou.
Ti gason an di yo al kache yo konnen repons la se ZOZO. _________________ MY NAME IS STILL ZENGLEN..........ALWAYS. |
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konpa rockers

Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 7058 Location: do you really want to know!!!!!  |
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:48 pm Post subject: |
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Mizikamort wrote: |
Gen on ti gason ki renmen di betiz. Tout bagay lap di fok li mete on betiz ladan li.
Manman ak papa li mennen li nan on konkou kesyon/repons yap fe pou timoun.
Animate a mande "KISA KI LONG EPI TET LI ROUJ"?
Ti gason an leve men li pou li reponn kesyon an. Animate a mande li pou li vini reponn kesyon an sou stage la.
Manman ak papa li kouri al kache pou yo pa tande repons lan.
Le ti gason an rive sou stage la, animate mande li anko "KISA KI LONG EPI TET LI ROUJ"?
Ti gason an reponn "ALIMET"
Animate a fe bat bravo pou li epi li mande ti gason an kote manman ak papa ou.
Ti gason an di yo al kache yo konnen repons la se ZOZO. |
you were good until the last two sentences...  _________________ "GOD MADE ME HAITIAN FOR A REASON"
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Mizikamort
Joined: 08 Jun 2006 Posts: 1403 Location: Stamford, CT  |
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:30 pm Post subject: |
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What do you mean?
Se pa blag betiz yo te di.
I am sorry for that. Mwen pap bay anko paske yo pap bon _________________ MY NAME IS STILL ZENGLEN..........ALWAYS. |
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SweetnessCarlyVice

Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 1841 Location: Switzerland  |
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 2:52 pm Post subject: |
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Mizikamort wrote: |
Gen on ti gason ki renmen di betiz. Tout bagay lap di fok li mete on betiz ladan li.
Manman ak papa li mennen li nan on konkou kesyon/repons yap fe pou timoun.
Animate a mande "KISA KI LONG EPI TET LI ROUJ"?
Ti gason an leve men li pou li reponn kesyon an. Animate a mande li pou li vini reponn kesyon an sou stage la.
Manman ak papa li kouri al kache pou yo pa tande repons lan.
Le ti gason an rive sou stage la, animate mande li anko "KISA KI LONG EPI TET LI ROUJ"?
Ti gason an reponn "ALIMET"
Animate a fe bat bravo pou li epi li mande ti gason an kote manman ak papa ou.
Ti gason an di yo al kache yo konnen repons la se ZOZO. |
sa-a bel net.... _________________ The heart of mankind can be a dark,
disgusting cave of jealousy and envy.
Be careful of whom u think is ur friend.
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