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DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MALE AND FEMALE BIRDS (JOKE)

 
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PhizUniq



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 PostPosted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 9:02 pm    Post subject: DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MALE AND FEMALE BIRDS (JOKE) Reply with quote Back to top

Until now I never fully understood how to tell the difference between male and female birds. I always thought it had to be determined surgically. Until now.

Below are two birds. Study them closely... Which of the two birds is a female???

It can be done even by one with limited bird watching skills.
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chenette



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 PostPosted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 9:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

well i know you might think the one with her beak open is the female, but i will say the quiet one is because i am like that in a relationship.
 
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SIROMYEL



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 PostPosted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 9:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Maybe if men listened more, we wouldn't need to talk so much.

Ou ka oue lot bird lan quiet, you might think he's listening, but ou pa we jan'l lwen. I bet you he's checking out some other bird.

Li pa tande yon mot nan sa ti malerez lan ap di a.
 
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Tilouj



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 PostPosted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

SIROMYEL wrote:
Maybe if men listened more, we wouldn't need to talk so much...........


Well said girl.

Very funny, Phiz Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
 
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FUNKY



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 PostPosted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Sa bel net....good one Phiz Wink
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dschaeff03



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 PostPosted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Actually there's no male bird in the picture. It's a tale of two female birds, the one with the beak open consistently reminded the silent one:"Next time i caught you with my man you'll have both legs cut off, do i make myself clear?" Having a guilt feeling the silent bird ashamedly turned her face away.
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Tilouj



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 PostPosted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

I like your spin on the pic dschaeff03. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
 
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 PostPosted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Very funny Phiz, but I'm loving dschaeff03 interpretation better and find it funnier. Laughing Laughing Laughing
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