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Another One: The Three Virgin Daugthers

 
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NumberRon



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 PostPosted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:47 pm    Post subject: Another One: The Three Virgin Daugthers Reply with quote Back to top

A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Maxwell House". Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Maxwell House jar. It said, "good, till the last drop".

Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter. The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mon now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, she read from the B & H pack: "Extra Long. King Size". She was again slightly embarrassed, but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then, after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it shaky words: "British Airways". Mom took out her latest Harper Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages, fearing the worst and finally and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways".

Mom fainted.
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Timafi



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 PostPosted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

LMAO, that's funny. Laughing Laughing Laughing . Neg la ap fini avek ti fi a. Ala koze papa, " three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
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 PostPosted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 12:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

se on bouillion!!!!!
 
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 PostPosted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 12:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Voila ma gloire...........LMAO
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 PostPosted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Min Tintin... Laughing Laughing Laughing
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