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FUNKY
Joined: 11 Mar 2006
Posts: 27830
Location: Body: Montréal..Mind: Haiti chérie
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I RECEIVE IT BY MAIL...I HAD TO SHARE IT WITH U GUYS 
1. Men are like ...Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like ..Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...Weather... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...Commercials... You can't believe all they say.
7. Men are like .Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ...Government Bonds... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ...Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ...Popcorn... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ...Snowstorms... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it'll last.
12. Men are like ..Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ...Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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NEGKREYOL
Joined: 11 Mar 2006
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Location: Tampa, Florida
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Sa bel anpil... I like the one about bananas.
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dschaeff03
Joined: 13 Mar 2006
Posts: 72
Location: Albany, NY
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A couple of them sound realistically true but thank God it's a joke.
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Tilouj
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
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Location: Tou patou
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| Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 3:47 pm Post subject: |
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| dschaeff03 wrote: |
| A couple of them sound realistically true but thank God it's a joke. |
Aren't they all realistic dschaeff03?
Good one as usual Funky |
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dschaeff03
Joined: 13 Mar 2006
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Location: Albany, NY
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No Tilouj , it seems more like a joke penned by an old school feminist
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KREOLA
Joined: 13 Mar 2006
Posts: 2330
Location: BOCA RATON, FL
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GOOD ONE FUNKY 
FOR SOME REASON NUMBER 13... REALLY HIT A NAIL  |
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cici
Joined: 11 Mar 2006
Posts: 240
Location: Orlando
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| Lol!!! I am just laughing my head off!! This is a good joke! |
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