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MEN ARE LIKE.....JOKE..TOO FUNNY

 
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FUNKY



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 PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:11 pm    Post subject: MEN ARE LIKE.....JOKE..TOO FUNNY Reply with quote Back to top

I RECEIVE IT BY MAIL...I HAD TO SHARE IT WITH U GUYS Wink

1. Men are like ...Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like ..Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...Weather... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...Commercials... You can't believe all they say.
7. Men are like .Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ...Government Bonds... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ...Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ...Popcorn... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ...Snowstorms... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it'll last.
12. Men are like ..Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ...Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


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NEGKREYOL



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 PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Sa bel anpil... I like the one about bananas. Laughing
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dschaeff03



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 PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

A couple of them sound realistically true but thank God it's a joke.
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Tilouj



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 PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 3:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

dschaeff03 wrote:
A couple of them sound realistically true but thank God it's a joke.


Aren't they all realistic dschaeff03? Laughing Laughing Laughing

Good one as usual Funky Laughing Laughing
 
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dschaeff03



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 PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 3:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

No Tilouj , it seems more like a joke penned by an old school feminist
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KREOLA



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 PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

GOOD ONE FUNKY Exclamation Exclamation

FOR SOME REASON NUMBER 13... REALLY HIT A NAIL Arrow
 
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cici



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 PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 1:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Lol!!! I am just laughing my head off!! This is a good joke!
 
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