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islandprincesse
Joined: 11 Mar 2006
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 Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:16 pm Post subject: Why Men tinkle standing up.... |
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This was a nice joke, hope you enjoy it.
God was just about done creating humans, but he had two parts left over and couldn't quite decide how to split them between Adam and Eve. He thought He might just as well ask them.
He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the owner to
tinkle standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it." Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!" On and on he went like an excited little boy.
Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it.So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to tinkle standing up. Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place - first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left.""What's it called?" asked Eve."Brains,"
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konpadiva
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| Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:27 pm Post subject: |
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Very cute joke!!
Tinkle standing up is perhaps the best thing to happen to a man.  While having the Brains was the best given to a Woman.
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PhizUniq
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| Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:49 pm Post subject: |
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Yea right!!!
Eve still ate the apple, didn't she?
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konpaconvert
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| Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:13 pm Post subject: |
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Yea right!!!
Eve still ate the apple, didn't she?
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Thats right!!!!!!!!!!!
And before you females talk that crap about us men not being that smart and crap...whatever.
At least we don't have a friendly visit every month for the rest of our lives or at least until more complications happen and you're buringin hot in 50 degree weather. |
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islandprincesse
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| Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 6:35 pm Post subject: |
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| konpaconvert wrote: |
Thats right!!!!!!!!!!!
And before you females talk that crap about us men not being that smart and crap...whatever.
At least we don't have a friendly visit every month for the rest of our lives or at least until more complications happen and you're buringin hot in 50 degree weather. |
Kconvert it's a joke no need to take it that seriously 
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konpaconvert
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| Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 11:19 am Post subject: |
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IP:
Sorry if you thought I took that to heart....my bad...its all good... |
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