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PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:32 pm Post subject: Re: YOUR REACTION WOULD BE????? Reply with quote

michoulove wrote:
Ok, here's the scenario.

You've been dating a young lady for a couple of months and she's made it clear that she's not ready to engage in any sexual activities. You've made out with her before but she's always stopped you when things got too heated.

One evening, after coming home from a party (shall I say one morning?) where you've both had a few drinks, you start to get caliente en los pantalones. Ayiiiii dios mio. Embarassed Embarassed
You begin by slowing kissing, tongues begin finding their ways down each other's throat, ear lobes are being nibbled on, los tetas are arect....ok, you pervs get the picture.

You attempt to take it further by trying to undress her, she again tells you she's ok with just making out. You continue pressing the issue because by now, all the blood has left your body and made its way to your stick. Embarassed Embarassed Again, you don't give up, still trying to get your way.

Here comes the twist....
Finally, she undresses herself and tells you: "IF THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN TAKE IT BUT PLEASE LOSE MY NUMBER AFTERWARDS"

Now I ask you gentlemen, "WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF IT WERE YOU"?


Rete branche ! Mwen pap gen tan aswya. Demen map monte yon senaryo ansanm avk Michou km aktris prensipal nan fim nan. Map detaye ba nou kman sa te pase, e kisa m te f l Michou dezabiye l douvan m. Mwen pral w si Michou ap ka kenbe pou l bliye m apre. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:14 pm Post subject: Ng Timid Rezoud Pwoblm Michoulove La Reply with quote

Ng Timid Rezoud Pwoblm Michoulove La

Ant parantz (N.T. konnen nou tout ap vin nan zen sa-a. Men slman tande anpi imajine epi se Mmm... ! Rete rd-bb pa pale. Map jwe wl akt, epi Michou ap jwe wl aktris prensipal pou istwa a ka part pi kl pandan nap li l. Konsa, nap ka antre anndan senaryo Michou a pi byen. Pliske se Michou ki vini avk senaryo l, map jwe fim nan ansanm avk li. Lap pi fasil pou nou devlope istwa a, paske nap ka imajine imaj yon fanm. Pa egzanp Michoulove, ki egziste tout bon vre. Se tankou se yon ng kap bat laponyt ki gen imaj yon fanm byen detmine nan lespri l. Sa f l voye pi vit. Se konsa sa toujou ft. Li difisil pou imajine san yon imaj. )

Mesye dam fz yo Bonswa wi... Eskize m wi, se pa espre m f si m pap ka dmi apr bl istwa dous sa-a m pral rakonte nou la-a.

Mwen menm Ng Timid te sot danse-dous ak Michou, nou dn byen dn, danse kole, woule vant, simen bl pa, bon jan gwayav sou pis la, tout moun kanpe pou yo bat bravo pou nou. Se paske pat gen pri ak kado pou n te pran ki f nou pa plen machin lan ak yo, l n tap tounen lakay.

Anben nou rive lakay, Michou ak mwen, tout pandan nap antre a nou kenbe-sere, nou f bon ti bo mouye... L nou antre lakay la, mwen tonbe ak Michou sou kanape a, epi kounyeya non slman nou bo: li anba m anl, map souse kou li dous epi f epi map pran radyo Honoloulou sou (2) de ti tranzist an fm chadk li yo.

M mete men m anba wb la pou m konte konbyen lajan k gen nan kapital la. M file lang mwen nan zry li. Se l sa-a Michou vin esoufle, li ban m yon gwo souf, m kontinye souse kou l pi dous. L sa-a tankou yon moun ki move sibit, Michou yon jan pouse m anl pou m sot sou li. Epi l deklare m: Pran san ou Ng Timid, ou pa bezwen chipote m konsa; map dezabiye m nmalman, epi map kite ou f sa ou vle f a... Men gen yon kondisyon: apre ou fin komt zak ou a, bliye mwen, bliye lakay mwen, bliye nimewo telefn mwen. " No contact ! " Bliye ke m te egziste. M pa vle w ou sou chimen m ank.

Woy manman Mari sove m ! Se eksklamasyon sa-a ki vin nan tt mwen l Michou lanse defi l la epi kon di chante a di, tan sa-a, M pa konn si m anl, m pa konn si m at...

Dotan plis ke pa gen tan pou ou reflechi, m kanpe doubout san m pa vle, epi Michou ap f sa l vle a, lap dezabiye l. Li retire bl wb ble k te sou li a, epi ou w fanm lan sou tout bl fm li nan soutyen li ak tout ti kilt "thong" ble transparant li a; de (2) gwo molt li yo byen plen... Ng Timid pa kache di nou Mesye-dam, menm si n pa mande l kont, li vale saliv li epi l grate gj li, pase Ng la swaf sibit... Sa Michou ap f l la-a pi di pase krabinay kraze zo.

Ng la pa ka gade espektak sa-a fiks nan je pa l, ng la f yon ti bak annary kmsi l ta anvi kite sa...

Men se menm moman sa-a, Michou f l pran fs, Michou koube pou l retire talon kikit la nan pye l, epi dam nan vin rete anfm, sipb, elegant tankou yon deys ak ti kilt "thong" lan ak soutyen an slman.

Ng Timid pa kache di nou, li tranble nan tout k l, li swe frt, li ouv bouch li gran pou l ka pran souf, pou l respire yon ti jan mye.

... Anpi espektak la vin tw grandyoz, Ng Timid pa kapab ank, li sikonbe... Ng Timid met ajenou, li pouse kilt la sou kote epi l tonbe souse bouboun Michou ki peze tt Ng li a epi li chita sou kanape a... epi nan yon mouvman km si souf li ta wo tou, Michou di: M te di ou map dezabiye m wi, anben kite m fin dezabiye m non ! ... Mezanmi, (30) trant segond sa yo, Michou pran pou l retire kilt la ak soutyen an dire yon Etnite pou Ng Timid...

... Ng la rekmanse f tibf, anpi l mete (3) dwt li anndan bbt la tan lap pase lepous li sou fy krk Michou ki byen long anpi Ng vin saf, li ap tete, li ap bo anpi mde toupiti b kwis Michou ki sere dan l pou l pa rele, pou l pa montre Ng Timid ke lap jwi nan koze a tou.

(7) St minit apre, kenbe pa kenbe Michou sal bouch Ng Timid l l jwenn gazm li, Michou f man an-an... wouch senpman !

Ng la vale zouf l anpi l rekmanse bo bl gwo bouboun deliks sa-a ank ak plis goumandiz. Ng Timid te vin pi afre. Nan yon 10 minit apre Michou bliye si l tap f grv, pou l pa pale, pa patisipe li di Stase, vini sou mwen ou menm...

Ng Timid obeyi imedyatman, pi vit ke van li retire chemiz li, epi l voye pantalon an lt-b, l fini l gen tan sou Michou.

Ng la pa prese fini, li kenbe pijon l byen bande tankou yon bawo chz epi li pase l dousman sou tt krk Michou ki tresayi yon moman, epi l Ng sti pou f plezi sa-a dire... Michou kmanse gouye epi li rele sou Ng Timid yon jan dwl Men antre bagay ou an non vagabon... Ng f yon ti kenbe ank, l sa-a Michou kenbe kk la epi li foure li menm nan bouboun li pandan lap f alsiyis ki eksplike jan nou tap byen mennen.

Apre yon douz (12) minit konsa, ni Ng ni Michou voye nan mitan bl gouyad ak alsiyis epi ng rete kouche sou Michou... jouskaske yon lt moman... Michou sonje kondisyon l te bay la ak tout pingga l te lanse a, li di Ng Timid, f yon ti leve paske li menm Michou bouke...

Ng ki pa sti pou l pdi pari a; li di Michou: Anben fanm pwp mwen an nou pral benyen... Km fanm ki vrman pwp. Michou pa f tt, Ng la ba l men epi l lave bouboun li, alske Ng tap fikse dlo douch la nan bon tanperati.

Toulde (2) antre nan douch la, Ng fwote do Michou ki foubi do pa Ng tou, epi youn lave bezwen lt nan mitan yon pil ak yon pakt ri, pandan ke Michou ap renouvle defi l la...

Ng f kmsi l pa tande, li kite Michou tou mouye a san l pa ba l svyt epi li menm tou li gen dlo sou k l... Epi Ng rale Michou dey basen an, li desann kouvti twalt la ak pye l, epi li mennen Michou sou li pa do, li kole k l ak li anpi toulde tonbe chita sou kouvti bl la kote yon koupe k pa rete ak koupe, se Michou k te aktris prensipal la... tlman l gouye dous sou bwa ng la... ki revoye ansanm av l... Bagay la byen pwograme gen l, antouka li byen senkwonize, Ni Ng Timid ni Michou kmanse w, nan pwen kite, zaf pa w ank a, bliye sa... se pawl van.

L yo leve, yo retounen nan douch la ank... Fwa sa-a Ng Timid bay Michou svyt pou l siye k l... Epi li menm li seche k pa l tou.

Michou fin siye k l epi l di: Anben ban m ba ou dnye bo a epi vin mennen m ale pou n pa janm w ou ank...

Ng Timid reponn li: Se pa kondisyon an sa non, ou mande m pou m f sa m vle f a epi se apre na konnen rs la. Pou kounyeya m poko fin f sa m vle f a... Epi Ng Timid pote Michou nan chanm li, tankou ou konn w yo pote Madan marye yo apre ns nan sinema...

Rive nan chanm lan, Ng Timid rekmanse souse bouboun Michou epi li svi Michou anizt ak ti bonbon, li ba l ji rezen, Michou bw dlo, anpi yo re-antre annaksyon de (2) fwa ank, bl mvy, jiskaske Michou sou, li dmi di nan kabann Ng Timid jiska onz (11:00am) nan maten.

Pandan Michou ap dmi, Ng Timid telefone yon boutik fleris yo, kote yon vann fl pou l kmande (60) swasant fl woz an kby sou fm yon k, anpi l mande fleris la pou l pote yon kat souw ak pwoms pou l ekri ak tout yon bon esans pafen menm; epi l mande pou Fleris la pote mansyon sa-a sou fl an k yo, ke Ng Timid pou Michoulove pou toutan gen tan, anpi li ekri kat la:

Byenke ou gen tan ou ak moman ou, si m pat respekte ou m ta di ou ke ou se yon moun asezon, ou konn gen ti lalin (la lune) ou. Mwen menm Ng Timid ak lafwa Bondye ban mwen pou m kw nan ou-menm Michou, km fanm chans mwen, fanm anbyans mwen, boul pik mwen. Mwen konnen ke nap toujou ansanm jous nan syl kay papa nou, pou n jwi lanmou ke Gran Mt la mete nan nanm nou toulede a... Reflechi Michou, ou va tounen l ou vle map resevwa w san kondisyon ke ou bouzen, ke ou vlz ke ou madivin, map toujou renmen w, map toujou viv av w, map toujou santi m tr byen nan konpayi ou. Map rete nan menm plas la, nan menm kay la ap tann ou toutan... Bondye beni nou, ou pa fl wa chanje lide wa vin jwenn mwen.
S/Ng Timid

Fl yo ak pafen an rive a (10:30) diz edmi pandan Michou te nan pwofon somy. Ng Timid ranje rad Michou ak kilt li a soutyen l ak ba l ak soulye l toutotou bouke fl an k li ba li a epi ouvri kat li a sou kilt Michou a...
Li prepare ze ak pen ak ji zoranj ak yon ti kn flks pou dejene Michou ki te tr kontan l l reveye san l pa konn ki l li ye, paske fent yo te fmen ak rido, se kondisyone ak tilimy ble tamize ki te gen nan chanm lan slman.

Ng Timid bay Michou yon bwsdan nf pou lal lave bouch li, Michou f ablisyon l. L l tounen li manje, li bw ti dlo, anpi Ng Timid kouche l ank, Michou rele koupe sa-a: Dnye kou frape. Ng Timid reponn non: Se yon ti kou kontinye frape paske m damou nt bbt mdan m sa.

Apre kou sa-a li pre (2) dez (2:00pm), Michou deside al abiye l pou Ng Timid mennen l lakay li... L l fin benyen li siye k l, li part sou bl (show) espektak Ng Timid monte a...

Michou pran kat la, li li l, li leve bouke fl a, li santi l, li louvri pafen an, li mete l sou men l ak b figi l epi l bo Ng Timid pandan l di l: Mennen m ale tanpri...!

Yo rive lakay Michou san yo pa janm pale... Ng Timid tap jwe chante pwent, chante lanmou nan radyo machin nan tankou Moun Damou pa kite; Marabou de mon coeur; Manman ou vire lly Gra, men l mande anraje...

Nan jedi k f kenz jou (desemn), Michou pat ka kenbe ank li vin tann Ng Timid devan pt li a alske Ng Timid tap sot nan travay... Epi yo vin ansanm tankou de (2) ti pijon l sa-a tankou Adan ak Ev nan paradi Edenn Bondye te mete yo a san pm Satan an, yap jwi lavi a tt kale.
Apa li papa !
Rete ! Apa map reve ! Mwen tlman antre nan senaryo Michou a, dmi gentan pati avk mwen. Eskize m wi mezanmi.

Atis Plim,
Ng Timid

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 7:29 am Post subject: Reply with quote

michou tap cheche problem men problem Laughing
neg timid chapo ba boss la
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 8:08 am Post subject: Reply with quote

Neg ki akrek tankou'm yo ap pran chat la e nou ap kontinye dial numero a chak jou.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 8:59 am Post subject: Reply with quote

DONCUE_69 wrote:
michou tap cheche problem men problem Laughing
neg timid chapo ba boss la
Very Happy


Ti sa a, m ka jere l Cool
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 5:20 pm Post subject: Reply with quote

@NegTimid: kom pwoveb la di two prese pa fe jou ouve, m ap vin sou ou tale konsa. Cool
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 5:29 pm Post subject: Reply with quote

Erotically Yours wrote:
See.. Thats the bull ish... The woman already said she's on some make out ish but noooooo tet ou two cho, you push the envelope any way & you reach a point where there's no you turn and now you're stuck w blue balls! You set yourself up for that one. Se Bon.

Antouka, you better make it good cause if its THAT good, she'll be back... Wink But hopefully she is worth the wait and you don't give in. Some people are just worth the wait.. Pity Sex is so wack.. Laughing


That's what they do best EY. Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

Ou pa we olye pou yo reponn post la honestly, yo voye Neg Timid vin make me weak at the knees. (Ayyyyiii dios mio) Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:29 pm Post subject: Reply with quote

michoulove wrote:
@NegTimid: kom pwoveb la di two prese pa fe jou ouve, m ap vin sou ou tale konsa. Cool


Ou konnen mwen pa janm tw prese pou ou chouchou m nan. Kenpt l ou pare map tann ou. Mwen anvi bbt mdan m nan toujou. Sssss.... Ay Michou ! Ou dous.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:49 pm Post subject: Reply with quote

If She said that to me, I would give her some good sex, then call her the next day and blame it on the alcohol. Act like I didn't know what happen. Lmao, best believe she would call back.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:05 pm Post subject: Reply with quote

NT ap jwe cd sa a lontan ak diferan fanm la a. Fwa sa se Michou misye ap resite leson sa a. lol
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