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[KARAMEL]

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GROSSEUR BOUCH YO FI KA BAW YON IDE DE GROSSEUR BOUBOUN LI. IN OTHER WORDS IF A WOMAN HAS A SMALL MOUTH, BOUBOUNE LI PITI TOU WHEREAS IF SHE HAS A BIG (LARGE) MOUTH, THAT'S AN INDICATION THAT HS EHAS A BIG "BOUBOUNE

Heuh! Dèr mey b sum troufh 2datt... That's all I will say for now

One Luv,

Kara

[DONCUE_69]

KARAMEL wrote:

Quote: GROSSEUR BOUCH YO FI KA BAW YON IDE DE GROSSEUR BOUBOUN LI. IN OTHER WORDS IF A WOMAN HAS A SMALL MOUTH, BOUBOUNE LI PITI TOU WHEREAS IF SHE HAS A BIG (LARGE) MOUTH, THAT'S AN INDICATION THAT HS EHAS A BIG "BOUBOUNE Heuh! Dèr mey b sum troufh 2datt... That's all I will say for now One Luv, Kara

kara wap rete wi se mwen ki diw
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[kafou]

MINGOLOVE wrote:

LayD_vice wrote: MINGOLOVE wrote: LayD_vice wrote: Ranfo wrote: I don't know about all dudes, however the theory holds true for me as well...given that I'm 6'3" gro moto se rans! I LOVEEEEEEE ME A TALL MAN UM UMMMM @ RANFO U R RIGHT:wink: LADVice, WE, TALL MEN, DON'T LIKE THEM TOO SHORT... BUT IF YOU ARE 5'4 TO 5'7 (AND LIKE TO WEAR HIGH HEELS(, WE WILL GIVE YOU A CHANCE) BELOW 5'4 IS A BIG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAY! BTW, LA-DVICE, NICE BOOBS HA HAAAA THANKS HUN! I AM 5'4, I GUESS I JUST MADE DA CUT, BY DA WAY I LOVE MI HEELS CANT LIVE WITHOUT THEM N MI BOYFRIEND BE TEASIN ME ALL DA TIME TALKING ABOUT "LE BON DIEU TAP BAY HOTE KOTE'M TE YE" LOL HE IS 6'5 CAN U IMAGINE IM LIKE UP 2 HIS CHEST UMM UMM LMAO BUT GOD KNOWS DATS HOW I LOVE'EM..... LE MOUN SA YO PRAN'W YO BA'W BWA NI POU TRAIN NI POU DRAY AYAYAY! MWEN RELE SA "YON KANAVAL BON BWA". FANM KOUT KI PA PEUR BWA YO, LE NEG BEL HAUTEUR TANKOU'M YO AP TAYE YO, NOU LAYITE YON KANAVAL BON BWA NAN MITAN JANM MEDAM YO.

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A LA MANIERE DE MIZIK LAKAY
" OU DI OU CHAJE KLAS, ENBIN POUKISA OU PA ALLER FE LEKOL AVEK YO"

[SIROMYEL]

Im not going to say all of the myths are true...

But I know the human body has a funny way of being proportional.

Like the haitian men toujou mezire pantalon yo nan kou yo... that never fails them.

And I know your foot is as long as your forearm so....

So the height and foot size thing might be true as well.

I have noticed that women that are not so gifted on the back side tend to have bigger boobs than those who are... but it's not 100 percent.

I have seen some women with big butts that have big boobs but they look funny... at least to me. They look like they're being pulled from both directions.


THe heighjt thing with women kind of make sense if you think about it. I have heard men complain about that. But I cant say anything about it personally. Im average height.
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[zipgenel]

Mes Amis... tout sa sé boudanini tande nap rakonte la...

le Createur par exellence pat kreye anyen pou nou fin konprann, nou ka sèlman imajine yon seri de bagay...

gen yon rezon ki fè BonDye pa kite Adam wè kouman li kreye Èv... petèt Bondye pat vle Adam konn anyen de Èv.. imajine nou, si nou te konn tout sa nou te dwe konnen de fanm.. nou menm gason... se pa dezoutwa lòbèy nou t'ap fè... malgre nou pa konn anyen de yon fanm.. nou toujou jwenn yon fason pou'n fè djòlè.
Koko pa janm piti.. se yon bagay pou tout nèg retire nan tèt yo..
Tout fanm gen kalite koko pa yo...kelkeswa se an longè, lajè, pwofondè ou byen épésè..
se menm jan an tou... tout Bwa gen kalité pa yo... kelkeswa se an longè, lajè, ou épésè...

Tout kalite koko gen yon kalite de bwa ke li konkòdan ak li...

fanm ti djòl, gwo djòl... tout nèt gen gwo koko... pa gen yon fanm sou la tè ki pa gen gwo koko..

il faut savoir ke la coco (non pas le coco) evolue de temps a autres... La coco est toute une science, pendant que la femme est toute une mystère.. la cocologie est une science de confusion.. etudiee par des soit disant profs.. qui se disent maitres du coco.. et pourtant... ils ne sont meme pas maitres de leur zozos..

Nous les profs, nous disons.. "Mec, elle a un gros butin", mais nous ne realisons point que c'est notre butin a nous qu'est trop petit..
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[Neg Timid]

Nou tout fè fot, sitou nèg ki panse paske yo wo, yo gen gwo manch pilon. Daprè fanm ki gen anpil eksperyans nan gason, ki ta vle di fanm ki plimen avèk plizyè nèg, yo toujou di w, nèg ki kout se nan bwa yo, yo pote wotè yo, epi bwa yo foule. Li pi fasil pou jwenn yon nèg ki wo avèk yon ti moto, ke ou ou jwenn yon nèg ki kout avèk youn. Daprè nou, poukisa pafwa nou konn wè yon fanm ki men wotè avèk yon ti boutèy malta. Se pa janm pou wotè nèg lè li avèk li, se pou gwosè zouti l. Bon n ap betize, mwen gen yon dam mwen konnen ki gen yon zanmi l ki t’ap vire avèk Aristide. Se pa bwa nèg sa a pote ankò mwen tande, se yon manch pilon.

NT
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[philosophenoir]

MINGOLOVE wrote:

I OFTEN HEARD PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY THE HAITIAN GRANMOUN SAY THOSE STUFF. ARE THEY TABOO OR REALITY: GROSSEUR BOUCH YO FI KA BAW YON IDE DE GROSSEUR BOUBOUN LI. IN OTHER WORDS IF A WOMAN HAS A SMALL MOUTH, BOUBOUNE LI PITI TOU WHEREAS IF SHE HAS A BIG (LARGE) MOUTH, THAT'S AN INDICATION THAT HS EHAS A BIG "BOUBOUNE" HAUTEUR YON GASON OUYEN LONGUEUR PYE YO GASON KA BA'W YON IDEE DE LONGEUR ZA'M LI POTE DEVAN LI. IN OTHER WORDS, TALL MEN AND MEN WHO HAVE BIG/LONG FOOT ALSO HAVE BIG/LONG PENIS. HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER HEARD THOSE STUFF? hOW REAL DO YOU THING THEY ARE? LET'S TALK....

mwen tande yo di 'skinny girls have grosses chattes"


dudes with big feet have long "machandiz"


girls with big lips.......souse bien


dudes with langues longues......mope byen
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[MINGOLOVE]

WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE:

"FANM KI MACHE OUVER, SE PASKE YO TE MAL KREVE."
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[philosophenoir]

MINGOLOVE wrote:

WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE: "FANM KI MACHE OUVER, SE PASKE YO TE MAL KREVE."

sa a resi vre.
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[DONCUE_69]

fanm ki pa gen pwel se fanm ki mange anpil mazonbel, i am not talking about women who shave, fanm ki gen koko bol yo (bald) or patchy hair on their pu$$y
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K- ONPA
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