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KaRaMelGoDdEsS
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 50
Location: florida
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 Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:38 pm Post subject: RENT FOR APARTMENT |
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A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the
afternoon with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he
told
her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary
write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment
"RENT FOR APARTMENT"
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing
that the whole event had not been worth the price.
So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclose the following
typed note:
"Dear Madam:
Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am
not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place,
I was under the impression that:
#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that
>there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque
for $250 with the following note:
"Dear Sir:
First, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful
apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if
you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is
indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to
fill it, please do not blame the management.
Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your
present landlady. |
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kafou
Joined: 13 Mar 2006
Posts: 19129
Location: Nan Tchoulolo
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| Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:44 pm Post subject: |
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funny!
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KREOLA
Joined: 13 Mar 2006
Posts: 2330
Location: BOCA RATON, FL
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| Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 2:02 pm Post subject: |
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AH SA FUNNY VRE 
BAY YO REPONS NORMALMEN  |
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Young70
Joined: 13 Mar 2006
Posts: 109
Location: new york
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| Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 2:36 pm Post subject: |
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 funny indeed.
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FUNKY
Joined: 11 Mar 2006
Posts: 27830
Location: Body: Montréal..Mind: Haiti chérie
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| Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 2:46 pm Post subject: |
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Very Funny
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belchokola
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 114
Location: NY
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| Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 3:49 pm Post subject: |
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LMAO Very funny. I love this one.
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CatDog
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 3875
Location: Massachusetts
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| Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:06 pm Post subject: |
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Robie Rob
Joined: 13 Mar 2006
Posts: 3242
Location: Kote ou pat vle ye an.
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| Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:18 am Post subject: |
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| DATS A GOOD ONE. BEL REPONSE |
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DJ Super Duke
Joined: 11 Mar 2006
Posts: 1215
Location: Beantown
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| Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:01 pm Post subject: |
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| woyyyy sa bellllll |
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