KOMPA! MAGAZINE

[MINGOLOVE]

DEPI NAP FE BAGAY, KI MOMAN OUBYEN KI SITIYASYON KI TE PI ANBARASAN (WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR MOST EMBARASSING SEX MOMENTS SO FAR)

MESYE DAM, AN NOU ALEZ. MEDAM KI PETE ANBA PWENT YO, MEDAM PERIOD YO VINI PANDAN YAP FE SEX YO... PALE AVE'N

I HAVE HAD 2 SO FAR:

1) WHEN I WAS 15, ONE OF MY EXES AND I WERE CAUGHT IN BED BY HER MOTHER. MANMAN AN SEZI PANTALON'M (BAGAY KREZI NET) AND ASK ME TO LEAVE NAKED.

2) WHEN I COME TYO SEX, I KNOW I AM A "BON KOK KALITE", MWEN KONNEN MWEN SOU MEN'M. BUT THERE WAS THAT GIRL WHOM I HAVE BEEN WANTED TO D!CK DOWN FOR MONTHS, WHEN I FINALLY GOT THE CHANCE, 2 MINIT PA PASE MWEN VOYE EPI BAGAY LA DI LI PAP KANPE ANKOR. ONE WEEK LATER, I GOT A SECOND CHANCE TO PROVE MYSELF, THE SAME THING HAPPEN AGAIN. SHE LOOK AT ME LIKE KE'L FE'L MAL POU MWEN.
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[SIROMYEL]

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2) WHEN I COME TYO SEX, I KNOW I AM A "BON KOK KALITE", MWEN KONNEN MWEN SOU MEN'M. BUT THERE WAS THAT GIRL WHOM I HAVE BEEN WANTED TO D!CK DOWN FOR MONTHS, WHEN I FINALLY GOT THE CHANCE, 2 MINIT PA PASE MWEN VOYE EPI BAGAY LA DI LI PAP KANPE ANKOR. ONE WEEK LATER, I GOT A SECOND CHANCE TO PROVE MYSELF, THE SAME THING HAPPEN AGAIN. SHE LOOK AT ME LIKE KE'L FE'L MAL POU MWEN.

Podiab mingo!


ke ou te two cho papa! pran san ou!
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[KREOLA]

Mingo,

Accidently getting your cycle while having intercourse isn't embarrassing to comparing some other stuff.

I dont think I've had any embarrassing moment. If I do come across some trust me I wont mind sharing w/y'all.
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[MenkiJan]

KREOLA wrote:

Mingo, Quote: Accidently getting your cycle while having intercourse isn't embarrassing to comparing some other stuff. I dont think I've had any embarrassing moment. If I do come across some trust me I wont mind sharing w/y'all.

Kreola

Misye genle pa konnen ke having sex is a marathon se moun ki rive avan an ki chanpyon.

[Yvika]

I was 17 and my boyfriend at the time could not get an erection Despite all of my efforts .
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[SIROMYEL]

Yvika wrote:

I was 17 and my boyfriend at the time could not get an erection Despite all of my efforts .

Should that have been embarassing to you or to him?
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[Ranfo]

Siro, ou poko jan'm di when was your embarassing moment?
se bass selman wap fe la'a! lol

Mingo, tout neg fe yon kout bonjou pwel deja...
de gouyad, yon pwent epi sere dan'w lache ko'w...
you're not alone brodeur!

I was having cocktail with this girl one time and she out drink me....
mwen telman gin yon klerin nan tet mwen, kok paka monte.
mwen lage dlo cho sou li, then dlo fwet...nada
mwen fwenk fe kole ma'l domi pou klerin ka ale....
But, nan matin mwen plin manzel...
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[SIROMYEL]

i HAVENT HAD ANY EMBARASSING MOMENTS.
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