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michoulove



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 PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:54 pm    Post subject: ENJOY...YOU FREAKS! Reply with quote Back to top

MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips. The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%...suck a dick and save a smile.


If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms to make a tire what would you call it? A fucking GOODYEAR.


Sex is like playing spades...if you dont' have a good partner, you have a better have a good hand.


Big bad wolf told little red riding hood "lift up your top so I can suck you qqqqqq" "No" she said while lifting her skirt. "Eat me like the fucking book says"


A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. The cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said:" a wet pussy always make a cock happy"


Girls have unique magic tricks; they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard. Embarassed

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 PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

thx for the laugh your higness freak Laughing Wink
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 PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:32 pm    Post subject: Re: ENJOY...YOU FREAKS! Reply with quote Back to top

michoulove wrote:
MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips. The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%...suck a dick and save a smile.


If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms to make a tire what would you call it? A fucking GOODYEAR.


Sex is like playing spades...if you dont' have a good partner, you have a better have a good hand.


[size=18]Big bad wolf told little red riding hood "lift up your top so I can suck you qqqqqq" "No" she said while lifting her skirt. "Eat me like the fucking book says"


A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. The cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said:" a wet cat always make a cock happy"


Girls have unique magic tricks; they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard. Embarassed [/size]


Thanks for sharing!!!
Y'all can see my favorite of them all Laughing Laughing
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 PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

BWAHAHA!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing
 
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 PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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Girls have unique magic tricks; they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.

Loving this one!
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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 PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

LMAO Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing ....Thanks Michou Laughing !!!
 
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michoulove



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 PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

You're welcome guys Cool

I guess you want more huh?

Ok,



TOP FIVE LIES WOMEN TELL

#5. HE'S MY FRIEND

#4. I DON'T SUCK DICKS

#3. I'M CUMING

#2. IM ON MY PERIOD

#1. THIS IS YOUR PUSSSY.

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 PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

One more... Laughing Laughing

WOMEN'S REACTION TO DICK SIZE

9"= PAIN
8"= HEAVEN
7"= WOW
6"= PERFECT
5"= UM, OK
4"= PUSH MORE
3"= IS IT IN? Rolling Eyes
2"= FOK IT, USE YOUR TONGUE
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 PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

michoulove wrote:
One more... Laughing Laughing

WOMEN'S REACTION TO DICK SIZE

9"= PAIN
8"= HEAVEN
7"= WOW
6"= PERFECT
5"= UM, OK
4"= PUSH MORE
3"= IS IT IN? Rolling Eyes
2"= FOK IT, USE YOUR TONGUE


what's your pick michou, the pain, heaven or push more....? pale avem
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 PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

DONCUE_69 wrote:
michoulove wrote:
One more... Laughing Laughing

WOMEN'S REACTION TO DICK SIZE

9"= PAIN
8"= HEAVEN
7"= WOW
6"= PERFECT
5"= UM, OK
4"= PUSH MORE
3"= IS IT IN? Rolling Eyes
2"= FOK IT, USE YOUR TONGUE


what's your pick michou, the pain, heaven or push more....? pale avem


My pick is whatever size you are...you know how I love the tongue Cool
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