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michoulove
Joined: 01 Nov 2007 Posts: 2883
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:54 pm Post subject: ENJOY...YOU FREAKS! |
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MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips. The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%...suck a dick and save a smile.
If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms to make a tire what would you call it? A fucking GOODYEAR.
Sex is like playing spades...if you dont' have a good partner, you have a better have a good hand.
Big bad wolf told little red riding hood "lift up your top so I can suck you qqqqqq" "No" she said while lifting her skirt. "Eat me like the fucking book says"
A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. The cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said:" a wet pussy always make a cock happy"
Girls have unique magic tricks; they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard. _________________ |
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DONCUE_69
Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 10598 Location: AMBA ZYE YO |
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:22 am Post subject: |
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thx for the laugh your higness freak _________________ K- ONPA
L- OVERS
A- DORE
S- WEET
S- OUND
klass it is bebi |
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KREOLA
Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 2330 Location: BOCA RATON, FL |
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:32 pm Post subject: Re: ENJOY...YOU FREAKS! |
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michoulove wrote: |
MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips. The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%...suck a dick and save a smile.
If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms to make a tire what would you call it? A fucking GOODYEAR.
Sex is like playing spades...if you dont' have a good partner, you have a better have a good hand.
[size=18]Big bad wolf told little red riding hood "lift up your top so I can suck you qqqqqq" "No" she said while lifting her skirt. "Eat me like the fucking book says"
A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. The cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said:" a wet cat always make a cock happy"
Girls have unique magic tricks; they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard. [/size] |
Thanks for sharing!!!
Y'all can see my favorite of them all _________________ If it don't make $$... Then it don't make sense! |
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jeanVALjean
Joined: 07 Aug 2006 Posts: 9356 Location: Florida |
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:21 am Post subject: |
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BWAHAHA!!! |
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PlusHfully Yours
Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 7597 Location: Under a Mango Tree.. |
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:33 am Post subject: |
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Girls have unique magic tricks; they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard. |
Loving this one!
_________________ Walk With Faith... Not Fear... Free Yourself.. "The Vision" |
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Evie
Joined: 25 Jul 2006 Posts: 6085 Location: Nan Peyi KM!!! |
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:42 am Post subject: |
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LMAO ....Thanks Michou !!! |
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michoulove
Joined: 01 Nov 2007 Posts: 2883
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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:17 pm Post subject: |
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You're welcome guys
I guess you want more huh?
Ok,
TOP FIVE LIES WOMEN TELL
#5. HE'S MY FRIEND
#4. I DON'T SUCK DICKS
#3. I'M CUMING
#2. IM ON MY PERIOD
#1. THIS IS YOUR PUSSSY. _________________ |
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michoulove
Joined: 01 Nov 2007 Posts: 2883
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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:24 pm Post subject: |
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One more...
WOMEN'S REACTION TO DICK SIZE
9"= PAIN
8"= HEAVEN
7"= WOW
6"= PERFECT
5"= UM, OK
4"= PUSH MORE
3"= IS IT IN?
2"= FOK IT, USE YOUR TONGUE _________________ |
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DONCUE_69
Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 10598 Location: AMBA ZYE YO |
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:23 pm Post subject: |
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michoulove wrote: |
One more...
WOMEN'S REACTION TO DICK SIZE
9"= PAIN
8"= HEAVEN
7"= WOW
6"= PERFECT
5"= UM, OK
4"= PUSH MORE
3"= IS IT IN?
2"= FOK IT, USE YOUR TONGUE |
what's your pick michou, the pain, heaven or push more....? pale avem _________________ K- ONPA
L- OVERS
A- DORE
S- WEET
S- OUND
klass it is bebi |
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michoulove
Joined: 01 Nov 2007 Posts: 2883
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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:57 pm Post subject: |
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DONCUE_69 wrote: |
michoulove wrote: |
One more...
WOMEN'S REACTION TO DICK SIZE
9"= PAIN
8"= HEAVEN
7"= WOW
6"= PERFECT
5"= UM, OK
4"= PUSH MORE
3"= IS IT IN?
2"= FOK IT, USE YOUR TONGUE |
what's your pick michou, the pain, heaven or push more....? pale avem |
My pick is whatever size you are...you know how I love the tongue _________________ |
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