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Benny Blanco



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 PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 1:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

No, misyer sou moun twop... Fok mwen amerde misyer jistan li voye telefon sa jete... Pou wer madafaka... Misyer pran telefon na, comme ci se yon moun serieux... "Alo"... Mwen di'l, "eske'w gen ase lemonade lakay ou pou tout res anee 2009 la"... Misyer di "tonner, ou vin lan bounda'm anko, map rele polis"... Mwen di madafaka "ou pa kwe se polis yo ki di'm rele'w..." Li fermer telefon na sou mwen...

Mwen pral achete yon vye prepaid telefon, pou mwen ka touye misyer avec text... Na tande rel... Wap wer..

Headlines "Man who called police for lemonade, has now checked into an Insane Asylum"...

Mwen pral fer misyer krezi... Laughing
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ou nan ko malere a toujou Shocked Shocked kite'l viv non Laughing Laughing Laughing now it's on all website " Carribean man call police for Lemonade" Laughing Laughing

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 PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

LOL Laughing Laughing Laughing OU TE DWE DIL LI SOU DEPORTATION, FOR WASTING THE POLICE DEPARTMENT TIME


Benny Blanco wrote:
No, misyer sou moun twop... Fok mwen amerde misyer jistan li voye telefon sa jete... Pou wer madafaka... Misyer pran telefon na, comme ci se yon moun serieux... "Alo"... Mwen di'l, "eske'w gen ase lemonade lakay ou pou tout res anee 2009 la"... Misyer di "tonner, ou vin lan bounda'm anko, map rele polis"... Mwen di madafaka "ou pa kwe se polis yo ki di'm rele'w..." Li fermer telefon na sou mwen...

Mwen pral achete yon vye prepaid telefon, pou mwen ka touye misyer avec text... Na tande rel... Wap wer..

Headlines "Man who called police for lemonade, has now checked into an Insane Asylum"...

Mwen pral fer misyer krezi... Laughing
vava wrote:
@ Benny
ou nan ko malere a toujou Shocked Shocked kite'l viv non Laughing Laughing Laughing now it's on all website " Carribean man call police for Lemonade" Laughing Laughing

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 PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

That topic hit MediaTakeOut this morning.. I'm like Oh great! Had to be a Haitian!.. Rolling Eyes They got the whole world clowning the guy!.. Laughing Laughing My friends even tease me about it.. like he's my Uncle Jean or something.. just because he was a Haitian dude...!
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 PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

loulou wrote:
LOL Laughing Laughing Laughing OU TE DWE DIL LI SOU DEPORTATION, FOR WASTING THE POLICE DEPARTMENT TIME


Benny Blanco wrote:
No, misyer sou moun twop... Fok mwen amerde misyer jistan li voye telefon sa jete... Pou wer madafaka... Misyer pran telefon na, comme ci se yon moun serieux... "Alo"... Mwen di'l, "eske'w gen ase lemonade lakay ou pou tout res anee 2009 la"... Misyer di "tonner, ou vin lan bounda'm anko, map rele polis"... Mwen di madafaka "ou pa kwe se polis yo ki di'm rele'w..." Li fermer telefon na sou mwen...

Mwen pral achete yon vye prepaid telefon, pou mwen ka touye misyer avec text... Na tande rel... Wap wer..

Headlines "Man who called police for lemonade, has now checked into an Insane Asylum"...

Mwen pral fer misyer krezi... Laughing
vava wrote:
@ Benny
ou nan ko malere a toujou Shocked Shocked kite'l viv non Laughing Laughing Laughing now it's on all website " Carribean man call police for Lemonade" Laughing Laughing


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 PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

LMAO @ EY Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing your Uncle jean Laughing Laughing that's Hilarious Laughing Laughing

@ Benny
kite granmoun nan an repo Laughing Laughing wa p modi wi Laughing Laughing

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 PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT.....I HOPE IT IS CUZ Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed
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 PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

lol Benny you're too much. I actually feel sorry for the guy now. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
 
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 PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

You guys gotta understand Jean Fortune love and greed for pink lemonade pakse lakay nou an Ayiyi pa gen ju sitron roz. Laughing Laughing Laughing

But believe me this is not the worst nonsense 911 call.

People would call 911 for having a rat in their house. Some lady once called 911 because there was a chicken running in her backyard. A man call 911 because he couldn't locate his weed. so the list onf nonsense 911 calls goes on
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 PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Here is another misuse of 911:

Florida woman calls 911 3 times over McNuggets

FORT PIERCE, Fla. – Authorities say a Florida woman called 911 three times after McDonald's employees told her they were out of McNuggets. A police report said 27-year-old Fort Pierce resident Latreasa L. Goodman told authorities she paid for a 10-piece last week but was later informed the restaurant had run out.

She says she was refused a refund and told all sales were final. A cashier told police she offered Goodman a larger portion of different food for the same price, but Goodman became irate.

Police say Goodman was cited on a misuse of 911 charge. A current phone listing for Goodman couldn't be found.

A McDonald's spokesman says Goodman should have been given a refund, and she's being sent a gift card for a free meal.

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 PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

I am looking for my car key to go to work, I look everywhere in teh house, I cannot find it.

Danm, let me call 911 for help Rolling Eyes
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