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KOMPA! MAGAZINE The site for Haitian Music News as it happens, debates & more.
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Benny Blanco
Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 5868 Location: Lan Cache Pou INS... |
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:53 pm Post subject: |
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Ah nou rele neg la twop... Kounyea la misyer pa vle pran telefon li... Chak fwa mwen rele, misyer pouse'm ale lan VM... Mwen pral **** misyer sou auto redial... Lap fer jou ner ap tcheke telefon li...
Tonner boule'm mwen pral ran misyer lavie imposib... Mwen gen pou **** miyser yon call a 3am... _________________ Se Nou Ki Nou, A Pre Nou, Se Nou, N'ap Tou Jour Nou |
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impartial
Joined: 23 Jan 2008 Posts: 4569 Location: Florida |
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:57 pm Post subject: |
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This is HILARIOUS all the poor guy wanted was his food |
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Benny Blanco
Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 5868 Location: Lan Cache Pou INS... |
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:58 pm Post subject: |
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I finally was able to talk to him for about 2 minutes... I kept calling and calling and calling he wouldn't pick up... Finally he did...
Mwen di "Jean"... Misyer di "could you leave me alone"... Mwen di "Jean, sa fe'm la"... Misyer di "kiyes sa"... Mwen di "Tony... Apa mwen tande wap crier pou jus citron..." Mwen di misyer "apa mwen tande ou rele polis pou jus citron...." Misyer di'm... "si'm kotinyea amerde'l lap rele polis pou mwen"... Mwen di "misyer se pa mwen ki pa bay ou jus citronade la"... Misyer di "kolanget, kijan ou fe jwen telefon mwen"... Mwen di misyer "ou kaka, telefon ou van"... Radio Metropol sot bay tout Ayisien telefon ou... Misyer di"m "I will call the police for you"... Mwen di'l... "kaka, kote'w we nimewo'm pou rele polis pou mwen, se jis an france mwen yer la"...
I'm going to leave him alone now, I got my laughs out of it already... When he started to get mad, he sounded like an older gentlemen, probably a person in his early to mid 60s... Neg la ka papa'm...
Map kite madafaka viv jodia, but demaine mwen lan bounda'l pi red... Misyer anrage twop... Yon neg pakab rele polis pou jus citron... Misyer visyer twop... _________________ Se Nou Ki Nou, A Pre Nou, Se Nou, N'ap Tou Jour Nou |
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RICKY
Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 18944 Location: NY |
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:21 pm Post subject: |
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The food is ready .. The food is ready
The food is done..its done.
sa'm rinmin ak misye a kob li rete nan bouda pouch li epi li mande anraje konsa
map **** li yon call tale |
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PlusHfully Yours
Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 7597 Location: Under a Mango Tree.. |
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:50 pm Post subject: |
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Benny Blanco wrote: |
I finally was able to talk to him for about 2 minutes... I kept calling and calling and calling he wouldn't pick up... Finally he did...
Mwen di "Jean"... Misyer di "could you leave me alone"... Mwen di "Jean, sa fe'm la"... Misyer di "kiyes sa"... Mwen di "Tony... Apa mwen tande wap crier pou jus citron..." Mwen di misyer "apa mwen tande ou rele polis pou jus citron...." Misyer di'm... "si'm kotinyea amerde'l lap rele polis pou mwen"... Mwen di "misyer se pa mwen ki pa bay ou jus citronade la"... Misyer di "kolanget, kijan ou fe jwen telefon mwen"... Mwen di misyer "ou kaka, telefon ou van"... Radio Metropol sot bay tout Ayisien telefon ou... Misyer di"m "I will call the police for you"... Mwen di'l... "kaka, kote'w we nimewo'm pou rele polis pou mwen, se jis an france mwen yer la"...
I'm going to leave him alone now, I got my laughs out of it already... When he started to get mad, he sounded like an older gentlemen, probably a person in his early to mid 60s... Neg la ka papa'm...
Map kite madafaka viv jodia, but demaine mwen lan bounda'l pi red... Misyer anrage twop... Yon neg pakab rele polis pou jus citron... Misyer visyer twop... |
Benny... you are a foking MESS!.. You almost made me pee in my kilot!... Thanks for the laugh, my dear... _________________ Walk With Faith... Not Fear... Free Yourself.. "The Vision" |
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Sassoune
Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 1596 Location: Florida |
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:00 pm Post subject: |
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EY did you listen to it yet? _________________ Du balcon de mon intelligence, je refuse de m'abaisser au rez de chaussee de votre ignorance.... |
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Benny Blanco
Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 5868 Location: Lan Cache Pou INS... |
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:50 pm Post subject: |
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@Sassoune - merci anpil pou ti koze sa... Mwen di'w a 3am map **** misyer yon call bling... Ler vacabon konnen se yon emergencie, map di misyer mwen gen yon delivery jus limonade pou li dehor'a...
Se epav mwen yer, tonner boule'm map **** misyer yon call a 3am jodia... Mwen jis swete madafaka pa fer aret du couer sou kont mwen...
Yon neg pakab anraje konsa... Misyer trouve rele polis pou jur limonade... Si'm polis mwen **** arete misyer epi'm fe'l bwe yon katafal jur limonade lan precint la... Misyer tap si telman bwe jur, li tap ran jus lan tout yeux'l...
Sassoune wrote: |
EY did you listen to it yet? |
_________________ Se Nou Ki Nou, A Pre Nou, Se Nou, N'ap Tou Jour Nou |
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daphnee
Joined: 16 Mar 2006 Posts: 28099 Location: Under the witness protection plan |
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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Benny Blanco wrote: |
@Sassoune - merci anpil pou ti koze sa... Mwen di'w a 3am map **** misyer yon call bling... Ler vacabon konnen se yon emergencie, map di misyer mwen gen yon delivery jus limonade pou li dehor'a...
Se epav mwen yer, tonner boule'm map **** misyer yon call a 3am jodia... Mwen jis swete madafaka pa fer aret du couer sou kont mwen...
Yon neg pakab anraje konsa... Misyer trouve rele polis pou jur limonade... Si'm polis mwen **** arete misyer epi'm fe'l bwe yon katafal jur limonade lan precint la... Misyer tap si telman bwe jur, li tap ran jus lan tout yeux'l...
Sassoune wrote: |
EY did you listen to it yet? |
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OMG....you're horrible...poor poor man _________________ "Mwen di non, AYITI PAP KRAZE!!!!" |
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jeanVALjean
Joined: 07 Aug 2006 Posts: 9356 Location: Florida |
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:39 pm Post subject: |
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I just had the chance to listen to the audio...granmoun sa anraje vre mesye!!!
Benny, I read some of your comments to my wife and she's laffin' her a$$ off! _________________ Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.
~Berthold Auerbach |
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Neg Timid
Joined: 06 Apr 2006 Posts: 3258 Location: Brooklyn, NY/Gonaives-Artibonite |
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:38 pm Post subject: |
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Benny,
Ou pi anranje toujou ou-menm pou ap plede arase granmoun nan konsa. L ap tou pase raj limonad la sou ou..... Kote ou jwenn avèk telephone li vre? Mwen pat panse se nan eta sa-a bagay la te komik.... Mwen manke pise sou mwen wi. Li tris vrèman.... Men ou pa ka pa ri.
Nèg Timid
(Ti Cherif Trankil La) _________________ Richie est un grand musicien qui ne peut pas être compris du commun des mortels, car les notes qu'il émet sont trop élevées pour les oreilles du vulgaire. |
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