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Benny Blanco



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 PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Ah nou rele neg la twop... Kounyea la misyer pa vle pran telefon li... Chak fwa mwen rele, misyer pouse'm ale lan VM... Mwen pral **** misyer sou auto redial... Lap fer jou ner ap tcheke telefon li...

Tonner boule'm mwen pral ran misyer lavie imposib... Mwen gen pou **** miyser yon call a 3am...
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 PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

This is HILARIOUS all the poor guy wanted was his food Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
 
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Benny Blanco



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 PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

I finally was able to talk to him for about 2 minutes... I kept calling and calling and calling he wouldn't pick up... Finally he did...

Mwen di "Jean"... Misyer di "could you leave me alone"... Mwen di "Jean, sa fe'm la"... Misyer di "kiyes sa"... Mwen di "Tony... Apa mwen tande wap crier pou jus citron..." Mwen di misyer "apa mwen tande ou rele polis pou jus citron...." Misyer di'm... "si'm kotinyea amerde'l lap rele polis pou mwen"... Mwen di "misyer se pa mwen ki pa bay ou jus citronade la"... Misyer di "kolanget, kijan ou fe jwen telefon mwen"... Mwen di misyer "ou kaka, telefon ou van"... Radio Metropol sot bay tout Ayisien telefon ou... Misyer di"m "I will call the police for you"... Mwen di'l... "kaka, kote'w we nimewo'm pou rele polis pou mwen, se jis an france mwen yer la"...

I'm going to leave him alone now, I got my laughs out of it already... When he started to get mad, he sounded like an older gentlemen, probably a person in his early to mid 60s... Neg la ka papa'm...

Map kite madafaka viv jodia, but demaine mwen lan bounda'l pi red... Misyer anrage twop... Yon neg pakab rele polis pou jus citron... Misyer visyer twop... Laughing Laughing
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 PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

The food is ready .. The food is ready
The food is done..its done
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sa'm rinmin ak misye a kob li rete nan bouda pouch li epi li mande anraje konsa

map **** li yon call tale Laughing
 
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 PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Benny Blanco wrote:
I finally was able to talk to him for about 2 minutes... I kept calling and calling and calling he wouldn't pick up... Finally he did...

Mwen di "Jean"... Misyer di "could you leave me alone"... Mwen di "Jean, sa fe'm la"... Misyer di "kiyes sa"... Mwen di "Tony... Apa mwen tande wap crier pou jus citron..." Mwen di misyer "apa mwen tande ou rele polis pou jus citron...." Misyer di'm... "si'm kotinyea amerde'l lap rele polis pou mwen"... Mwen di "misyer se pa mwen ki pa bay ou jus citronade la"... Misyer di "kolanget, kijan ou fe jwen telefon mwen"... Mwen di misyer "ou kaka, telefon ou van"... Radio Metropol sot bay tout Ayisien telefon ou... Misyer di"m "I will call the police for you"... Mwen di'l... "kaka, kote'w we nimewo'm pou rele polis pou mwen, se jis an france mwen yer la"...

I'm going to leave him alone now, I got my laughs out of it already... When he started to get mad, he sounded like an older gentlemen, probably a person in his early to mid 60s... Neg la ka papa'm...

Map kite madafaka viv jodia, but demaine mwen lan bounda'l pi red... Misyer anrage twop... Yon neg pakab rele polis pou jus citron... Misyer visyer twop... Laughing Laughing


Benny... you are a foking MESS!.. You almost made me pee in my kilot!... Thanks for the laugh, my dear... Laughing Laughing Laughing
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 PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

EY did you listen to it yet?
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 PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

@Sassoune - merci anpil pou ti koze sa... Mwen di'w a 3am map **** misyer yon call bling... Ler vacabon konnen se yon emergencie, map di misyer mwen gen yon delivery jus limonade pou li dehor'a...

Se epav mwen yer, tonner boule'm map **** misyer yon call a 3am jodia... Mwen jis swete madafaka pa fer aret du couer sou kont mwen... Laughing

Yon neg pakab anraje konsa... Misyer trouve rele polis pou jur limonade... Si'm polis mwen **** arete misyer epi'm fe'l bwe yon katafal jur limonade lan precint la... Misyer tap si telman bwe jur, li tap ran jus lan tout yeux'l...
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EY did you listen to it yet?

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 PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Benny Blanco wrote:
@Sassoune - merci anpil pou ti koze sa... Mwen di'w a 3am map **** misyer yon call bling... Ler vacabon konnen se yon emergencie, map di misyer mwen gen yon delivery jus limonade pou li dehor'a...

Se epav mwen yer, tonner boule'm map **** misyer yon call a 3am jodia... Mwen jis swete madafaka pa fer aret du couer sou kont mwen... Laughing

Yon neg pakab anraje konsa... Misyer trouve rele polis pou jur limonade... Si'm polis mwen **** arete misyer epi'm fe'l bwe yon katafal jur limonade lan precint la... Misyer tap si telman bwe jur, li tap ran jus lan tout yeux'l...
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EY did you listen to it yet?



OMG....you're horrible...poor poor man Laughing Laughing
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 PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

I just had the chance to listen to the audio...granmoun sa anraje vre mesye!!!

Benny, I read some of your comments to my wife and she's laffin' her a$$ off! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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 PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Benny,

Ou pi anranje toujou ou-menm pou ap plede arase granmoun nan konsa. L ap tou pase raj limonad la sou ou..... Kote ou jwenn avèk telephone li vre? Mwen pat panse se nan eta sa-a bagay la te komik.... Mwen manke pise sou mwen wi. Li tris vrèman.... Men ou pa ka pa ri.

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