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St-Marcois



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 PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

LayD_vice wrote:
Neg Timid wrote:
Mwen te konn di menm bagay la tou, menm si yon fanm konn souse byen, mwen pap janm voye. E sa rive plizyè fwa vrèman, mwen pa janm te ka voye nan blodjòb. Mwen vin reyalize, se majorite (pa tout) ayisyèn ki pa konn souse byen. Se pa yon bagay yo renmen fè, swadizan di yo fè l pou ou... Men se pa yon bagay yon fè avèk lapeti. Pliske yo pa renmen fè l, yo pa chèche metrize l. Tete kòk se yon "Art" li ye. Pou dabò, se ra pou jwenn yon fanm ayisyèn ap souse kòk yon nèg avèk yon fyète nan vizaj li. Lè konsa, li fè figi l fè « tè pwa, tè mayi », li kenbe kòk la nan men l tankou yon kòk gagè ki malen, ki ka beke l. Epi bliye bagay sa-a, fanm ayisyèn pap bwè dechay pou ou si tout fwa ou ta resi jwenn youn ki ta fè w voye nan yon sousad (they don't swallow). Mwen pa konn sa k fè sa, majorite Ayisyèn, lè y ap tete kòk, se tankou nan yo, yo santi sa fè yo parèt enferyè devan nèg la. Ou ka santi yo mare kou krab bwa avèk kòk la nan men yo. Yo pa alèz; yo menm wont si w ap gade yo pandan y ap fè l. Si yon fanm avèk yon nèg, kòk ou se pa w li ye, mwen pa wè rezon pou wont souse kòk nèg ou avèk lakontantman. Lefèk ke ou montre ou pa konfòtab avèk sa, sa sifi pou fè nèg la paka voye.

Koze pa pou nou, mwen te renmen avèk yon bèl ti Italyèn epòk nèg te nan kolèj...Ti fanm sa te manke touye m tou pou jalouzi...(pawòl anpil nanpwen tan). Mezanmi yon mwen-menm ki pa janm te konn abitye voye nan sousad, lè ti fanm sa te konn pran pou souse tèt kòk mwen, se kenbe mwen te konn kenbe pou m pa vini twò vit, tèlman ti fanm nan te konn souse kòk byen. Se sa m te rele yon espesyalis nan tete kòk. Ti fanm nan te konn tete kòk mwen tankou se yon desè kòk la ye, epi l ap fè lasisin avèk li, pran tan l, pou l pa janm fini nan men l. Manmzèl te gen yon fason li te konn ap gade m, l ap mase kòk la, pandan l ap fè lang li fè yon laviwonndede alantou toutotou tèt kòk mwen. Anfen ! Epi lè m voye menm, mwen te konn panse se kèk "porn star" mwen te ye, tèlman dechay la prije lwen avèk yon fòs sounami.

Apre ti eksperyans sa-a, mwen te vin asire-sèten, se pa voye m pat ka voye nan sousad, se fanm yo ki pat konn tete kòk byen. Michou, mwen met koze pou ou... Mwen konnen ou pa fanm ki pè d..chay. Laughing

Nèg Timid
(Ti Cherif Trankil La)



MWEN DAKO AVE'W SOUSE KOK SE ON ART Laughing Cool
GIN ON PAKET MEDAME LE YO WE DECHAY SE TANKOU SE ACID BAGAY LA YE......


i agree w/ u... medame yo peur dechay anpil... m'te gen yon Portoquena... oh lord... she loves it when i released it all to her mouth... she's a pro in doing it...
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St-Marcois



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 PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Rockst@rr Princ3ss wrote:
St-Marcois wrote:
Erotically Yours wrote:
Ha... Laughing Laughing Sorry Doncue.. You just haven't met the one that really enjoys pleasing.. Had she enjoyed what she did and is passionate when it comes to making love to her d**k then she will make sure you leave "released" and "satisfied".. Very Happy Arrow Just face it.. she's not feeling you like that.. Ha.. Laughing Laughing


although u got a nice lip... i don't think that u can do it either... i think that u just bragging abt it... Cool Cool Cool



I dnt think it has anything with having nice lips...One can have the biggest juiciest whatever lips and not know what they doing or just flat out dnt enjoy doing it...1st off you have to find the chick thats feeling you like dat and the chick that wanna make you **** like dat in order to enjoy what she's doing...she can have the smallest lips and be the best you ever had...
I know if im feeling dude like dat and i want him bad by the time im done with him he aint gonna know what just happened Wink Wink


it's not a question if u really feel the dude or not... b4 u even get to the room w/ the dude, that means that u feeling him... there's something that attract u to the guy...

now, how in the hell u make the guy comes and he does not even know what happen to him... is he a dead man... u must be unique... i won't agrue w/ u bcuz i don't know u... but it's hard 4 me to believe u Wink Wink ...
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St-Marcois



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 PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Erotically Yours wrote:
DJ Kreyol wrote:
1. In order for a woman to be good at this activity. She has to REALLY REALLY want to do it. If she is forcing herself, then mentally the effectiveness of the blow-job will never be at maximum.

If you really don't like giving, then save the guy the trouble and don't do it at all.

2. Your teeth. Now that you are mentally ready. OPEN YOUR MOUTH. Im mean seriously OPEN YOUR MOUTH. You are not gonna choke. If you don't open your mouth, your teeth will get in the way. This can even hurt the male partner.

So please OPEN YOUR MOUTH wide.

3. If you really don't understand the whole process. Watch a pornographic film and watch the lady on it.

4. Position
If the guy is laying on his back on the bed. Get on knees, between his legs and perform. And make sure you look at him and make sounds. This will turn him on.

If you want to excite him more, tell him to stand on the bed, while you get knees and perform like that. Take his hand and put it on your breasts.

5. Now take his penis and lightly beat it on your face and head. This will turn him on.

6. While giving him a blow job, play with his testicles. And if you brave enough suck his testicles.

7. Finally, while you are performing tell him you want him to C U M. I mean tell him.


Embarassed cough,cough..

Yeah.. What HE said.. Yeah.. Laughing Laughing

and not that I know anything.. ou konnen se yon "virgie" mwen ye but...

I HEARD.. nothing is better than making love to your man's penis with your mouth.. I HEARD.. you need to suck it like you mean it... I HEARD.. that lightly beating the penis against your head will make you look like a crazy mad woman... so I HEARD its a " no go"... but I HEARD lightly beating it across your face with little tongue action in between is a GO.. I HEARD anytime your man requests to be blessed.. his wish should be granted no matter time or place.. I HEARD taking a fruit roll up and rolling it around your man's penis is a fun way to enjoy this act.. what a tasteful treat for the both of you... I HEARD the more you relax your throat, the deeper it will go.. the more excited he may be.. I HEARD that you should always follow your man's body language, if he is enjoying it, DO NOT STOP... and I HEARD if you are not getting any kind of feedback, you need to step your head game up.. I HEARD.. that if you can perfect the "suction pop" you're in business... I HEARD that if you watch PINKY, very well-known porn star, & take notes, you will give head like a champ.. I HEARD... you should NEVER give head to just any man.. I HEARD giving head is an art.. so go ahead and be the artistic person you are.. and put on a great performance for your man.. I HEARD the best way to express your love..sexually..is by giving head to your man.. let it be known THATS YOUR SHIT.. merde..

I dont know guys.. I'm just letting you guys know what I HEARD.. Not sure how accurate these tips are but thought I'd share anyway.


what an innonent girl... u ain't a virgin nomore8) Cool Cool u sound like a Pro to me... u even become dr Phil w/ ur advice to ur sistas... ur sistas should take notes... Laughing Laughing Laughing
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St-Marcois



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 PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

DONCUE_69 wrote:
Erotically Yours wrote:
loulou wrote:
DJ Kreyol wrote:
1. In order for a woman to be good at this activity. She has to REALLY REALLY want to do it. If she is forcing herself, then mentally the effectiveness of the blow-job will never be at maximum.

If you really don't like giving, then save the guy the trouble and don't do it at all.

2. Your teeth. Now that you are mentally ready. OPEN YOUR MOUTH. Im mean seriously OPEN YOUR MOUTH. You are not gonna choke. If you don't open your mouth, your teeth will get in the way. This can even hurt the male partner.

So please OPEN YOUR MOUTH wide.

3. If you really don't understand the whole process. Watch a pornographic film and watch the lady on it.

4. Position
If the guy is laying on his back on the bed. Get on knees, between his legs and perform. And make sure you look at him and make sounds. This will turn him on.

If you want to excite him more, tell him to stand on the bed, while you get knees and perform like that. Take his hand and put it on your breasts.

5. Now take his penis and lightly beat it on your face and head. This will turn him on.

6. While giving him a blow job, play with his testicles. And if you brave enough suck his testicles.

7. Finally, while you are performing tell him you want him to C U M. I mean tell him.


AMWEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY VIV KM Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


I need some water.. Would you like me to get you some as well.. Im alittle "thirsty".. Very Happy


ey ak loulou nou jwenn, mwen gentan we kijan week-end lan ap ye pou nou, a lot of lollipops in the forecast
Laughing


lollipops in the forecast se rans mon cher... se manje yo pral manje bout kwenn sa tou envi:lol: Laughing Laughing
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 PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Ladies,
please don't stare at your man while giving him a blow. When a woman keeps doing that, I don't know if she wants to hear "good job."
Also, treat the penis like your best friend and get really personal with it.
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 PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

owen1055 wrote:
Ladies,
please don't stare at your man while giving him a blow. When a woman keeps doing that, I don't know if she wants to hear "good job."
Also, treat the penis like your best friend and get really personal with it.

Shocked Confused Confused Confused

I was under the impression men liked it when women looked them in the eyes while blowing them. I guess I was wrong.

Or maybe it's matter of preference.

I, personally, like to witness the transformation. Make me feel so powerful Embarassed
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 PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

michoulove wrote:
owen1055 wrote:
Ladies,
please don't stare at your man while giving him a blow. When a woman keeps doing that, I don't know if she wants to hear "good job."
Also, treat the penis like your best friend and get really personal with it.

Shocked Confused Confused Confused

I was under the impression men liked it when women looked them in the eyes while blowing them. I guess I was wrong.

Or maybe it's matter of preference.

I, personally, like to witness the transformation. Make me feel so powerful Embarassed


that's right.. every one has their preference...

sa ki bon pou yonn, pa bon pou yon lot...

and that's where there the "knowing partner" syndrome comes to play..
if you know your partner, you will know what he/she likes and you don't even have to ask...

nan pwen bel bagay le w'ap niche tet krek fanm ou, epi li pral vini, li koumanse ap gade'w nan zye pandan lang ou ap lanbe tout fey krek la... se gwo koze.. Cool
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 PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Mwen te kon genyen ki ti pwoblem sa lontan nan afe voye nan blowjob la Sad
Kounye a mwen paka reziste nan bagay sa.
Mwen voye plis ke mwen voye nan taye Laughing Laughing Laughing
The secret is: tell your woman to try to deep throat the zozo. However, not every woman have that skill in their repertoire.
So...di madan'm ou pou li sousi boul gren yo tou. Sa ede anpil. Le fanm lan souse 2 balls ou.
Epi di li pran tan pou li souse kok. Some woman tend to take giving blowjob as a job. But tell them to make love to it.
Si sa paka mache toujou. Di li souse kok ou avek yon ti glass. Pa gen manti nan sa menm Laughing Laughing Laughing

Trust me Laughing Laughing Laughing
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 PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Quote:
Although some women are not fans of dick sucking, I'm pretty sure most would love to know how to blow you to sleep.



1. Si ou pa kre fe sa, pa koumanse y!

2. Se plus langousine pase menmousine sa ye !

Quote:
Si yon fanm avèk yon nèg, kòk ou se pa w li ye, mwen pa wè rezon pou wont souse kòk nèg ou avèk lakontantman. Lefèk ke ou montre ou pa konfòtab avèk sa, sa sifi pou fè nèg la paka voye.


3.si ou fin ansanm ek yon neg ampi ou peur kok la, ki sa sa ye?

Quote:
Mwen renmen le fanm mwen gagari boul grenn mwen.


4.Ampil neg ront di keu souvan medam layo blie pwan swen lo a 2 got la ba yo e sa pa bon. Ampil medam panse ke se seulman kabot la pou yo langousine alors keu se tout manm la.

5.Ampil medam pa fe efor "deep throat" la. Pou yo glouge on ti bout nan manm la sufizant. Sa se pa on bagay on neg serieu ap renmen medam ! Pa ay toufe nan deep throat, si ou pa gen gro goj ni tou si kouleuv la trop, me moutre keu ou pare pou fe yon efor eve sa ou posede 'a.

6.Medam, kliv la tou , sa la pou utilize nan koze blo 'a pou ou ka bronne y ba . In french they call that "branlette espagnole" ou "cravate de notaire".

7.Neglijans pa bay , so do it right, se swen ou ap bay nonm a wou , se pa an 20-30-60 segond ampi kampe panse ou fini !

8. Exkuz move odeur la, se yonn keu m' p'ap pwan personelman, se san dout bagay neg ki pa janm' benyen nan vi a yo k'ap marche sal nan rout !

9.Garde mwen nan fugu, doudou. m' pa konn ront leur m'ap fe w dous !

10. Sa ki sorti la se rezulta travay a nou 2.
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