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[michoulove]

loulou wrote:

croixdesbouquets wrote: im proud of my average size bwa.because of it i learn how to please and satisfy a woman.i learn how to use it. its only 6.4 inch.i never have any complaint.i learn other way to fulfill a woman needs DATS BEFORE OF AFTER AN ERECTION

Gade mache, ou pap vin gate post mwen an tande. Kisa w bezwen? Antouka sa se yon bel kesyon vre (par dessus le marche)

@Croixdesbouquets: mwen ta renmen konn repons la tou, m ap tann ou.
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[michoulove]

Neg Timid wrote:

michoulove wrote: reginaldo wrote: KREOLA wrote: zipgenel wrote: I think nowadays... women are more interested in the size of our tongues than the size of our dicks... Zip, you read my mind. I'm one of those females Ou ka viv san Ti bèf, ou pa ka viv san koupe. pa vin bann pawol sa la machè I beg to differ Michou, Ou konnen nou pap pran sa a nan men ou chouchou. Ou pa dakò avèk Reginaldo, se ise jipon wouj la sou sou ou, mete fanm sou ou pou vin eksplike nou nan bon ti mamit pouki ou pa dakò. Fò m pa ta la sèlman pou kou sa a ta pase, epi ankò se ou ki mèt post ou. 1) Èske ou ka viv san youn, ni lòt: koupe, tibèf? 2) Oubyen èske ou ka viv san tibèf, men fòk ou jwenn bon jan bwa kajou? 3) Oubyen èske ou ka viv san koupe, men fòk ou jwenn bon tòtòt? Jwèt pou ou Michou. Epi ban m bon jan gouyad an Kreyòl pou m santi ou. Mwen konnen ou kapab. Ay **** tonnè ! M ap tann ou gouye pou m ka swente Nèg Timid (Ti Cherif Trankil La)

Le timoun mande manje cho, ou lagel nan pla men yo. Neg timid, ou kwe w kapab sipote gouyad Michoulove? Si w kite m **** ou yon pwent de gouyad, w ap pedi tet ou wi pappi

Antouka, pour repondre a tes questions,

1) Èske ou ka viv san youn, ni lòt: koupe, tibèf?
Pou dat m ap viv san ni youn ni lot, mwen pako mouri jiskaprezan (byennantandi, woule krek pa ladan, paske sa se pasyon m)

2) Oubyen èske ou ka viv san tibèf, men fòk ou jwenn bon jan bwa kajou?
Le m gen neg, mwen pa ka viv san tibef, mwen adikte a sa.

3) Oubyen èske ou ka viv san koupe, men fòk ou jwenn bon tòtòt?
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, Se ato w ap pale.

Mwen se yon fanm ki pa negosye ti bef li pou pesonn. Zafe pou pa manje l la, se bliye sa. Kom mwen pa yon moun ki egoyis, le yo fin manje chat la byen manje, se tou nomal pou m met fanm sou mwen pou m satisfe neg mwen. Se pa tout tan mwen sou konyen, men mwen pa janm pa sou pran LC.

Mwen ta swete repons mwen yo satisfe ou
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michoulove wrote:

loulou wrote: croixdesbouquets wrote: im proud of my average size bwa.because of it i learn how to please and satisfy a woman.i learn how to use it. its only 6.4 inch.i never have any complaint.i learn other way to fulfill a woman needs DATS BEFORE OF AFTER AN ERECTION Gade mache, ou pap vin gate post mwen an tande. Kisa w bezwen? Antouka sa se yon bel kesyon vre (par dessus le marche) @Croixdesbouquets: mwen ta renmen konn repons la tou, m ap tann ou.

WHat kinda freakin question is that?

When we advertise penis size it's always with an erection. Before erection Does not matter cause thats like asking how powerful is a gun without bullets in it.

Havent ya'll seen the Seinfeld episode?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cUNNKzj_Nc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm3F9piwnTU
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[MOURASSA]

SIROMYEL wrote:

every guy I know always claim to be gifted down there... I mean seriously... when is anyone going to own up to the fact that they wish their bwa was bigeger. is that ever going to happen? NOT!

Not me Mouin tou PITI mouin Douce.

[croixdesbouquets]

that's after an erection from what i understand 5,8 5,9 is the average im a little bit over average not by much. the key is you can be average or abit above and still able to satisfy a woman.the fact thatt im slightly above average i learn how to swim.
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[MenkiJan]

michoulove wrote:

Neg Timid wrote: michoulove wrote: reginaldo wrote: KREOLA wrote: zipgenel wrote: I think nowadays... women are more interested in the size of our tongues than the size of our dicks... Zip, you read my mind. I'm one of those females Ou ka viv san Ti bèf, ou pa ka viv san koupe. pa vin bann pawol sa la machè I beg to differ Michou, Ou konnen nou pap pran sa a nan men ou chouchou. Ou pa dakò avèk Reginaldo, se ise jipon wouj la sou sou ou, mete fanm sou ou pou vin eksplike nou nan bon ti mamit pouki ou pa dakò. Fò m pa ta la sèlman pou kou sa a ta pase, epi ankò se ou ki mèt post ou. 1) Èske ou ka viv san youn, ni lòt: koupe, tibèf? 2) Oubyen èske ou ka viv san tibèf, men fòk ou jwenn bon jan bwa kajou? 3) Oubyen èske ou ka viv san koupe, men fòk ou jwenn bon tòtòt? Jwèt pou ou Michou. Epi ban m bon jan gouyad an Kreyòl pou m santi ou. Mwen konnen ou kapab. Ay **** tonnè ! M ap tann ou gouye pou m ka swente Nèg Timid (Ti Cherif Trankil La) Le timoun mande manje cho, ou lagel nan pla men yo. Neg timid, ou kwe w kapab sipote gouyad Michoulove? Si w kite m **** ou yon pwent de gouyad, w ap pedi tet ou wi pappi Antouka, pour repondre a tes questions, 1) Èske ou ka viv san youn, ni lòt: koupe, tibèf? Pou dat m ap viv san ni youn ni lot, mwen pako mouri jiskaprezan (byennantandi, woule krek pa ladan, paske sa se pasyon m) 2) Oubyen èske ou ka viv san tibèf, men fòk ou jwenn bon jan bwa kajou? Le m gen neg, mwen pa ka viv san tibef, mwen adikte a sa. 3) Oubyen èske ou ka viv san koupe, men fòk ou jwenn bon tòtòt? SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, Se ato w ap pale. Mwen se yon fanm ki pa negosye ti bef li pou pesonn. Zafe pou pa manje l la, se bliye sa. Kom mwen pa yon moun ki egoyis, le yo fin manje chat la byen manje, se tou nomal pou m met fanm sou mwen pou m satisfe neg mwen. Se pa tout tan mwen sou konyen, men mwen pa janm pa sou pran LC. Mwen ta swete repons mwen yo satisfe ou

I love this girl boldness.

[Neg Timid]

michoulove wrote:

Neg Timid wrote: michoulove wrote: reginaldo wrote: KREOLA wrote: zipgenel wrote: I think nowadays... women are more interested in the size of our tongues than the size of our dicks... Zip, you read my mind. I'm one of those females Ou ka viv san Ti bèf, ou pa ka viv san koupe. pa vin bann pawol sa la machè I beg to differ Michou, Ou konnen nou pap pran sa a nan men ou chouchou. Ou pa dakò avèk Reginaldo, se ise jipon wouj la sou sou ou, mete fanm sou ou pou vin eksplike nou nan bon ti mamit pouki ou pa dakò. Fò m pa ta la sèlman pou kou sa a ta pase, epi ankò se ou ki mèt post ou. 1) Èske ou ka viv san youn, ni lòt: koupe, tibèf? 2) Oubyen èske ou ka viv san tibèf, men fòk ou jwenn bon jan bwa kajou? 3) Oubyen èske ou ka viv san koupe, men fòk ou jwenn bon tòtòt? Jwèt pou ou Michou. Epi ban m bon jan gouyad an Kreyòl pou m santi ou. Mwen konnen ou kapab. Ay **** tonnè ! M ap tann ou gouye pou m ka swente Nèg Timid (Ti Cherif Trankil La) Le timoun mande manje cho, ou lagel nan pla men yo. Neg timid, ou kwe w kapab sipote gouyad Michoulove? Si w kite m **** ou yon pwent de gouyad, w ap pedi tet ou wi pappi Antouka, pour repondre a tes questions, 1) Èske ou ka viv san youn, ni lòt: koupe, tibèf? Pou dat m ap viv san ni youn ni lot, mwen pako mouri jiskaprezan (byennantandi, woule krek pa ladan, paske sa se pasyon m) 2) Oubyen èske ou ka viv san tibèf, men fòk ou jwenn bon jan bwa kajou? Le m gen neg, mwen pa ka viv san tibef, mwen adikte a sa. 3) Oubyen èske ou ka viv san koupe, men fòk ou jwenn bon tòtòt? SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, Se ato w ap pale. Mwen se yon fanm ki pa negosye ti bef li pou pesonn. Zafe pou pa manje l la, se bliye sa. Kom mwen pa yon moun ki egoyis, le yo fin manje chat la byen manje, se tou nomal pou m met fanm sou mwen pou m satisfe neg mwen. Se pa tout tan mwen sou konyen, men mwen pa janm pa sou pran LC. Mwen ta swete repons mwen yo satisfe ou

Michou,

W ap mande si m satisfè, se touye ou touye m anba gouyad wi la a ! San m pa menm wè w ap gouye ou fè m santi sa ou gen nan ren ou lè w ap gouye ! Genlè yon nèg ki ta prans ba ou pozisyon anlè tap antrave avèk ou, paske sanble se yon gouyad topi bwa kajou ou gen nan ren ou.

Se espre ou fè ou mansyone bagay woule krèk sa a ankò? Ou byen konnen sa eksite Ti Cherif la. Si yon fanm vle touye m, woule krèk li devan m.... Fè respè ou tande Michou ! Mwen konnen ou se yon fanm ki pa pè chay. Kòm ou di lè nèg la fin byen tete pou ou, niche ak bwè tout ògazm ou....Ou menm tou, ou satisfè l. Ki ta vle di, ou pa gen pwoblèm met bibon ou nan bouch ou pou tete byen tete pou li. Men èske ou konn vale glòt-glòt tou? Ou gen dwa pa pè yon ti chay se vre, men m konnen majorite Ayisyèn pè dechay?

Nèg Timid
(Ti Cherif Trankil La)
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[aliza]

SIROMYEL wrote:

Quote: The dude that has the 12" probably wants 16" just like the poor soul that has 5" wants the 8" ki kote neg saa ta pral foure bagay 16 inches li saa... mwen t'ap resi kouri... and never ever look back.

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooo anmweyyyy mpaka pa ri
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Tender love

[Neg Thiotte]

Bon medam, kote nèg pran tan pou yo ap nan mezire bwa yo.
Mwen menm a laj mwen, se ane pase mwen resi konen ki longè bwa m ye

mwen te ale nan pokono ak madanm mwen ane pase. Gen yon jwèt yo rele "the XXX newlywed games" kote mèt de ceremoni an chwazi de twa couple nan odyans lan pou repon kestyon entim de vi sekswèl yo. byen ke mwen ak madanm mwen te sèlman spektatè, gen yon kestyon kite bay manmzèl pwoblèm anpil.
They asked the wives to guess accurately the size of the husbands' penises. My wife decided then that if she's ever asked that question she wanted to be able to answer it without hesitation and with accuracy to the nearest centimeter.
Sa tèlman toumante li, li pa menm tan nou retounen lakay. Li kouri al achte yon gwo règ achitèk yo pou li vin mezire bwa mari li.
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Kabrit fin manje jaden'w, lè sa ou rele bare volè

---Ti Mitou---

[Ayani]

Neg Thiotte wrote:

Bon medam, kote nèg pran tan pou yo ap nan mezire bwa yo. Mwen menm a laj mwen, se ane pase mwen resi konen ki longè bwa m ye mwen te ale nan pokono ak madanm mwen ane pase. Gen yon jwèt yo rele "the XXX newlywed games" kote mèt de ceremoni an chwazi de twa couple nan odyans lan pou repon kestyon entim de vi sekswèl yo. byen ke mwen ak madanm mwen te sèlman spektatè, gen yon kestyon kite bay manmzèl pwoblèm anpil. They asked the wives to guess accurately the size of the husbands' penises. My wife decided then that if she's ever asked that question she wanted to be able to answer it without hesitation and with accuracy to the nearest centimeter. Sa tèlman toumante li, li pa menm tan nou retounen lakay. Li kouri al achte yon gwo règ achitèk yo pou li vin mezire bwa mari li.

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