reginaldo
Joined: 21 Mar 2007
Posts: 1364
Location: Port-au-prince, Haiti
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 Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:59 am Post subject: Good to know about mariage !!!!! |
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- To get married, it is the same as to go to the restaurant. You order a dish, then you see what there is in the plate of your neighbour, and you regret not having taken as him...
- A small boy asks his father: - ' Dad, how much this costs to get married? ' And the father answers: - ' I do not know. I'm still paying.
- The son: - ' that's true Dad, that in some country in Africa a man does not know his wife before getting married? ' The Father: - 'yes. and it is similar in all countries... '
- I did not know what was true happiness until I get married... But then it was too late
- When a young bridegroom has happy air, they know why. When a married man for 10 years has happy air, they wonder why.
- During a dispute a woman says to her husband: - ' I was crazy when I got married to you ' And the husband answers: - ' I know, but I was in love and didn't notice
- If a man opens the concierge of his car for a woman, they can be sure of a thing: Or it is the car which is new, or it is the woman.
- It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
- Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
- A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
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