KOMPA! MAGAZINE

[Calista]

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil

has been waiting for him. " I don't know what to do here" says the

devil."You're on my list but I have no room for you, but you defintely

have to

stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people

here who weren' t quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but

you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves.


George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large

pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and

over and over. Such was his fate in hell; "No! George said. " I don't

think I could

do that all day." The devil led him into the second room.

In it was Tony Blair with a sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks. All

he did was swing the hammer, time after time after time.

"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant

agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented George.

The devil opened a third door . In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying

naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs

staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing

what she does best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said

"yeah I can handle this. The Devil smiled and said;


"Monica, you're free to go."


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