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Inconnu
Joined: 17 Feb 2007
Posts: 1182
Location: NEW YORK
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Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America ......do people order
double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America ......do we leave cars
worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America ......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER ....
Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin ?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? < BR>
Why are they called apartments when
they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe,
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konpa rockers
Joined: 17 Nov 2006
Posts: 7058
Location: do you really want to know!!!!!
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| Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 12:41 pm Post subject: |
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 very nice... 
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Guibichi11
Joined: 10 May 2007
Posts: 1199
Location: Haiti
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| Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:08 pm Post subject: |
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like it...
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PhizUniq
Joined: 11 Mar 2006
Posts: 5770
Location: HAITI
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| Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:06 pm Post subject: |
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So freaking funny!
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LouisJeanBeauge
Joined: 07 Aug 2006
Posts: 3603
Location: Mombin Crochu, Haiti
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| Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:36 pm Post subject: |
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
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