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[zipgenel]

anyway... guys...

1-did you know that our penis shrink not only during cold weather, but also from nonsexual activities.. like when watching a basketball game or talking trash in the music section

no wonder the girls are never happy from november till april in up north... specially canada.

2-the word avocado comes from the spanish word aguacate, which is derived from the Aztec word ahuacati... ki vle di BOUL GRENN.

3- Women with a college education says that they are more receptive of anal sex than those who did not go to college...

4-Women with a college education say that they are more likely to enjoy both, "the giving" and the "receiving" of oral sex than those women without a college education...

PS: IT'S BEST TO NOT SEND YOUR KID TO COLLEGE

5- Only one percent of the adult female population are able to reach orgasm through breast stimulation...

PS: SO HARD TO PLEASE A WOMAN NOWADAYS..

6- Only 14% of males claimed that they did not enjoy sex the first time..

7- But over 60% percent of women claimed that they did not enjoy sex the first time

8- it's illegal to have sex without condom in Nevada

9- Most American lose their viginity in the month of June... (you know, weddings, prom nights)

10- Sex is the safest calmant, or tranquillizer in the world (NO B.S)

11- UP UNTIL 1884, A VICTORIA-ERAN WOMEN COULD BE THROWN IN JAIL FOR REFUSING SEX TO HER HUSBAND... hmmmh..

12- 70% percent of females would rather have a piece of chocolate than have sex...

13- Normally women who are housewives, are more faithfull than the working wives..

there it goes... THE END...
add your did you know... and we will be glad to learn from you..
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[philosophenoir]

zipgenel wrote:

I see that the sex section is going cold or is actually on menopause... please save it... where is Daniel Bonzam... anyway... guys... did you know that our penis shrink not only during cold weather, but also from nonsexual activities.. like when watching a basketball game or talking trash in the music section no wonder the girls are never happy from november till april in up north... specially canada.

lol

penis shrink (depi ou konn bat laponyet byen lap vin long ankor)

yon bon gres kabra, ak lanmidon
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[zipgenel]

philo...
did you know, that mastubation is not safe for the penis in thelong run it causes it to be always in a tired mood and not firm enough.. why? they said men's palms are not soft enough..
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