KOMPA! MAGAZINE

[MINGOLOVE]

I got that from 2 different sources and I combined them all to share them with you. So feel free to share your thoughts:


Mistakes guys make when having sex



1) COMPLAINING
Guys like it when girls show off their nice ass. So, why do guys complain when a girl is wearing tight pants? As long as they can get their pants off, I really don't see a problem. You know you're gonna get SOME, so just chill out and savor each second.

2) WHEN GIRLS GO DOWN HALF-WAY
Guys try to force a girls head down when she's simply trying to tease the guy. You know...get MR.HAPPY all the way up before she has to try and suck on MR.LIMP

3) CHOCKING THE CHICKEN
Why do guys make girls do this 4 them? He can do this at home whenever he's NOT getting any, not when he's about to get the real deal! Remember guys.... it brings absolutely NO pleasure to us females and we do get bored with jerking you guys off.

4) HAIR PULLING
Yes, it's true that some females like a little bit of pain, but not when your ripping the hair out of her head! Take it easy.

5) PANTING
During sex we females know that guys do get tired, and we can totally understand this, but why do guys pant like dogs??? Not very attractive!

6) MINUTE MAN
Guys that cannot last for more than 10 minutes. This really disappoints females. Girls need pleasure too! Otherwise, we'll just forget about sex and stick w/ foreplay!

7) GUYS GOING DOWN
What's up with the guys eating the hole? Don't they know that the hole does not bring pleasure and it's the clit. that does? There's really no point for a guy to go down at all if he's gonna play around w/ the hole. That's like a girl playing w/ your pubic hair (not a turn on).

8) FINGERING
Remember guys, that even though some females do finger themselves, they have smaller fingers then you. Don't jam your fingers up there. Maybe you could start off w/ one finger and then slip in another one when she gets looser. And don't just move it in and out...you have to have rhythm...She'll thank you, you'll know by her constant breathing (panting) and her withering body convulsing next to yours.

9) WHEN GIRLS TAKE THE RIDE
Don't complain that a girl is ridding to hard. In fact, don't say anything. Just relax cuz she's doing you a favor and she's doing all the work!

10) CUM
Some girls are loud when they cum, I know this. But, some girls have to fake all of the noises because 1) she's not feeling any pleasure and she doesn't want the guy to think that he can't work it (which is actually true).

11) KEEPING FRESH
We all know that guys like sports, but do they have to come over after they just got done playing a game and want sex, or even worse...oral sex? You guys Better go freshin up before expecting anything!

12) ACNE
We all know that everyone has acne, but can't you guys try to prevent it on your back? Girls are really turned off when a guy is on top and has to worry about grabbing onto her man's back that is full of nasty pimples!

13) "TO SPIT OR TO SWALLOW?, THAT IS THE QUESTION"
Don't get mad if a girl does neither. I mean, a guy's sperm doesn't taste good. In fact, it's repulsive. Forgive her if she finishes the job by hand. If she does spit, be happy enough w/ that. ;If she swallows....YOU SHOULD REALLY LOVE HER! That was really hard for her, I'm sure!

14) TALKIN $HIT
Girls don't like it when a guy tells all of his friends that he got laid last night& when you guys were making love (as you said that night to the female) .

15) BORING
Guys tend to do it the same way every time. Try experimenting w/ different positions every now and then. It couldn't hurt!


42 other mistakes Men Make During Sex


1) Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.

2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR.
Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.

3) NOT SHAVING.
You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.

4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST.
Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.

5) BITING HER NIPPLES.
Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a doggie toy isn't.

6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES.
Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.

7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY.
A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs - Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention.

8) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED.
Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off.
9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT.
Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.

10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS.
Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers/tongue along side of the clitoris.

11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK.
Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.

12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY.
Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid's toy.

13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY.
Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.

14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA.
Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believe that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there than you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't get carried away. It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it.

15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY.
You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.

16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY.
Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of buttons.

17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST.
A man in socks and underpants is at his worst. Lose the socks fist.

1 GOING TOO FAST.
When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool - she'll soon feel like an assembly-line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts.

19) GOING TOO HARD.
If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds.
20) COMING TOO SOON.
Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.

21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH.
It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man.

22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME.
You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don't know, don't ask.

23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY.
Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris.

24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN.
Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it
will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.

25) NOT SHAVING PT.2
Men seem to like women to be shaved down below. That's fine. But women like that too. That doesn't mean you have to shave it bare (although, that would be nice), but at least keep it neat and trimmed. There's nothing that turns a girl off more than looking at a penis sticking out of a forest.

26) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX.
Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do what's necessary.

27) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO.
Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie
there. And don't grab her head.

2 TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES.
In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. In real life, it just means more laundry to do.

29) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES.
Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.

30) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that being drunk is an excuse.

31) TAKING PICTURES.
When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the words "__to show my buddies." At least let her have custody of them.

32) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH.
Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.

33) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS.
There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching contest.

34) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES.
If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a Romanian gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.

35) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE.
Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don't.

36) GIVING LOVE BITES.
It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end.

37) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS.
Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a big turn-on.

3 TALKING DIRTY.
It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know.

39) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES.
You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you.

40) SQUASHING HER.
Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue.

41) THANKING HER.
Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen.
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[MINGOLOVE]

As funny as those mistakes seem to be, there are a couple of them that I have sometimes made.

LOL !

But how could some of those scenarios be a mistake when the same danm thing that you might do in bed that please this woman today might be the same thing turn another woman off tomorrow.

It's like different people, different tastes and.

I know a lot of girls who like the hair pulling thang, especially during doggy style.
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[Tilouj]

some of them are so true.

#1 I so can relate, my ex like it when i wear tight pants but only when we are together and frankly I can't hide it no matter what i wear you will see my ass. There is so much I can relate too.

[FUNKY]

Mingo....u got me rollin paske ginyin ladan yo ki telman verite...
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[KREOLA]

Very funny and also true

[KARAMEL]

Miguelito babe u r on a rollllllllllllll

Jan de ti message/article sa yo bon pou'sa misplaced li somewhere around his computer, his notes and even his briefcase shoot

Anmweyyyyyyyyy all I have 2 say is Guilty n True dat

One Luv,

Kara

[Pergaud]

AH MWEN VINN PRAN NOTE....OH OH EH BYEN MWEN PA FINN AUSSI MAL KE SA

[SIROMYEL]

aaah! tout se bouda nini. difeerent folks different strokes.

The secret is to be open enough with your partner to let them know what you like and don't like. Everything else falls into place.

The biggest mistake a man can make to me, is to not acknowledge every woman is different, and therefore they're going to like different things done differently.

si yon gason ta ap panse de tout don'ts sa yo during sex, they would be too stressed out to do anything right.

[islandspicey]

...and for the love of everything holy, guys there's no need to scream a woman's name all loud b4 even having sex. wtf is that?
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[MINGOLOVE]

Quote:

...and for the love of everything holy, guys there's no need to scream a woman's name all loud b4 even having sex. wtf is that?

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IslandSpicey, baby, you are killing me !

I never heard of that. And I don't see the point of screaming a woman's name before even having sex. They might be faking it.

BTW, women's opinions are really divided when it come to men screaming or talking shit when they are coming or when the sex is really good for them, are you KM ladies for or against MEN LOSING IT AND STARTING TO SCEAM OR TALKING WHEN YOU REALLY TAKING THEM TO THE PROMISE LAND, THE 7th HEAVEN...


I wanna hear your opinion, ladies !
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