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zipgenel
Joined: 30 May 2006
Posts: 12708
Location: palm beach
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| Mizikamort wrote: |
What do you mean?
Se pa blag betiz yo te di.
I am sorry for that. Mwen pap bay anko paske yo pap bon |
bay monche... ti blag la byen funny.. |
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Smartstuff20
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 690
Location: N.J
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| Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:18 pm Post subject: |
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| Mizikamort wrote: |
Gen on ti gason ki renmen di betiz. Tout bagay lap di fok li mete on betiz ladan li.
Manman ak papa li mennen li nan on konkou kesyon/repons yap fe pou timoun.
Animate a mande "KISA KI LONG EPI TET LI ROUJ"?
Ti gason an leve men li pou li reponn kesyon an. Animate a mande li pou li vini reponn kesyon an sou stage la.
Manman ak papa li kouri al kache pou yo pa tande repons lan.
Le ti gason an rive sou stage la, animate mande li anko "KISA KI LONG EPI TET LI ROUJ"?
Ti gason an reponn "ALIMET"
Animate a fe bat bravo pou li epi li mande ti gason an kote manman ak papa ou.
Ti gason an di yo al kache yo konnen repons la se ZOZO. |
Dat's funny as hell
I heard dat 1 before
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cyntou
Joined: 04 Apr 2007
Posts: 311
Location: Port-au-Prince, Haiti
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| Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:29 pm Post subject: |
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se te yon neg ki nan lame, men li gen yon madam se chak sou 6 mwa or 1 an li wel, chak fwa li vini li toujou bezwen fe bagay, madanm byen anvi we mari li
li jis ouve pyel poul pran manchet,
men twouve madanm nan pat gen televizion nan kay lan, li bezwen youn, li di mari l konsa lel ale le lap tounen poul pote yon televizyon mari an di pa gen pwoblem
chak fwa le mari tounen li pa janm pote tele a,
depil vini se twou li bezwen poul voye monte
chak tan se konsa
denye kou ki pou touye koukou apre 6 mwa deyo mesye a tounen li vini tou cho tou bouke li bezwen fe bagay,
fi a dil depi ou pa pote tele a ou pa nan anyen a swe ,
a misye tonbe kriye, met ajenou fi a di non,
misye pa konn sa poul fe, li di ok sa se denye fwa lem male map pot tele m pwomet ou cheri
ok fi aksepte,
manmzel ouvri pyel pran kok kont li
le misye a fin bal pipich fi a di "cheri wap pot tele a pou mwen vre?"
misye reponn "cheri mwen fek instale kebo a la nan nef mwa wap gen imaj yo".
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RICKY
Joined: 14 Mar 2006
Posts: 18944
Location: NY
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| Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:00 am Post subject: |
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| Mizikamort that was a good one. |
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zipgenel
Joined: 30 May 2006
Posts: 12708
Location: palm beach
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| Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:58 am Post subject: |
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| cyntou wrote: |
se te yon neg ki nan lame, men li gen yon madam se chak sou 6 mwa or 1 an li wel, chak fwa li vini li toujou bezwen fe bagay, madanm byen anvi we mari li
li jis ouve pyel poul pran manchet,
men twouve madanm nan pat gen televizion nan kay lan, li bezwen youn, li di mari l konsa lel ale le lap tounen poul pote yon televizyon mari an di pa gen pwoblem
chak fwa le mari tounen li pa janm pote tele a,
depil vini se twou li bezwen poul voye monte
chak tan se konsa
denye kou ki pou touye koukou apre 6 mwa deyo mesye a tounen li vini tou cho tou bouke li bezwen fe bagay,
fi a dil depi ou pa pote tele a ou pa nan anyen a swe ,
a misye tonbe kriye, met ajenou fi a di non,
misye pa konn sa poul fe, li di ok sa se denye fwa lem male map pot tele m pwomet ou cheri
ok fi aksepte,
manmzel ouvri pyel pran kok kont li
le misye a fin bal pipich fi a di "cheri wap pot tele a pou mwen vre?"
misye reponn "cheri mwen fek instale kebo a la nan nef mwa wap gen imaj yo". |
good one... cynthou.. 
mois les miennes sont nulles  |
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NEG-BERTHE
Joined: 13 Jul 2006
Posts: 622
Location: ROSEDALE, N Y
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| Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:17 am Post subject: |
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Yon ti gason ki sot an provens pou-l al lekol potoprens.
Yon jou pwofese-a ap mande definisyon yon ban abreviasyon epi ti bonom lan ap reponn men repons misye yo:
T.P.T.C= TI PUTIN TI KREK pwofese -a di non se pa sa
T.P.T.C= TI PIJON-M TOU KALE pwofese di rete ki mod definisyon sa yo
G.M.C. = GERAL MASISI KORIYAS pwofese di ou bon ou pase pou lot klas la
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Jean Rubens
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 334
Location: Boston, Mass
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| Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 12:30 pm Post subject: |
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Krik! KRAK!!!
Nou kon poukisa pirouli dous konsa????? (answer at bottom)
PASKE LI GEN YOU TI BWA NAN BOUDAL!
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XXplosive
Joined: 29 Jan 2007
Posts: 12886
Location: Boston, MA
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| Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:20 pm Post subject: |
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Jean Rubens sa bel net.
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Jean Rubens
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 334
Location: Boston, Mass
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| Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:42 pm Post subject: |
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2 BON ZANMI (CHERY AK TOUTOU), 2 MESSIEU SAYO GEN LONTAN YO PA
WE. CHERY PATI LAL NOUYOK, LI PASSE SETAN DEYO.
LE M'SIEU AP TOUNEN AYITI LI MANDE TOUTOU POUL VIN CHACHE-L AIRPORT. BON, ETANT DONNE, TOUTOU GEN LONTAN LI PAWE ZANMI-L.
LEL WE CHERY DEBAKE, LI RELE BIEN FO: CHERY, CHERY, CHERY!!!
CHERY REPON: TOUTOU!
EPI MESIEU-YO BAY AKOLAD ...
MOUN KI TE LA YO DI: OH! HO! A LA MASSISSI-YO SOU MOUN, PAPA!!!
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Mizikamort
Joined: 08 Jun 2006
Posts: 1403
Location: Stamford, CT
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| Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:56 pm Post subject: |
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On ti fanm kap pase ak on bel mayo sou li
On patne di li mayo ou a bel wi cheri
Li di misye se pou van'n wi li ye, tout sa ki sou mwen pou van'n
Patne a mande li konbyen mayo a?
Ti fanm lan di 10 dola, patne a di ou pa bay li pou 20 dola.
Patne a mande konbyen jib ki sou ou a?
Ti fanm lan di 20 dola, patne a di ou pa bay li pou 30 dola.
Patne a di konbyen kilĂ´t ki sou ou a koute?
Ti fanm lan di 20 dola, patne a di ou pa bay li pou 1 dola.
Ti fanm lan di: O O mesye mwen pa konprann ou, ou moute mayo mwen, ou moute jip mwen, epi ou desann kilĂ´t mwen kisa ou gen nan lide ou.
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