KOMPA! MAGAZINE

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They always say that it's impossible to have sex, exchange number with a stripper working in the top-class strip clubs. Usually, the girls are just all game, teasing you in order to get the most of your money. They will give you the best lap dance you ever had, take care of you in the champagne room but there won't be much sex cause it's against the rules to have any sexual contact with them. Well, i say that where ever there's naked, alcohol and money, there will be sex for sure, you just have to play your cards right.

Chose Your Time
First, you have to know when is the best place to go. I would recommend during the week in the afternoon. During that time, there's a lot of fat, old, boring looking guys who are desperate for an erection. But when you come in, looking sharp and interesting, you stand out. You had sex before and you know women. So when they come up to you, they feel a different vibe. They enjoy seducing you much more than the others.

Entertain Instead Of Being Entertained
They call them entertainers for some reasons. What they do is ask questions about what to you do, where are you from and do you want a lap dance. Boring. Make the conversation. Ask them personal questions but not sex-related one. Throw in a couple of modest compliments to make her enjoy the convo. After all, you're talking to a regular girl who happens to be a stripper. You could have met her elsewhere and not even know what she does for living. She thinks that she has all the power cause you're in a strip club which means that you're a little desperate or something. You're not, you're just playing your game.

Be The Seductive One
Give her your charming smile and your gorgeous look while she's dancing for you. This will make her enjoy dancing for you and seducing you. Give her those killer eyes for her to really see her true beauty for the first time in those eyes.

I'm telling you guys, you be natural, flirt as if you were in a lounge, you should be getting laid inside of outside of the club. A stripper once told me that it's more interesting and fun to dance for a guy who they feel is not desperate but is flirty and fun. I went to a strip club for the first time in a year, i was like every thing that i just wrote. Woaw, that day on the champagne room, I FUCKED LIKE A PUMA!!!!!!!!!!! Unbelievable. I mean i was flirting with her while she was hustling this other old guy. She was smiling to me while talking to him. When she left him, she ws walking towards me with this smile on her face and i told her:"What took you so long, i was waiting for you to come over here" Then the convo and as they say, the rest is history.
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YA RAYI'W TANDE TI GASON(RICKY)

[Ayani]

Wi Xx pale mwa de sa, apa li Papa... .. eske se yon strippa ki ba-w non XXx lan
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"Don't be concerned with how others define you. When they define you, they are limiting themselves, so it's their problem! "E.T.

[FUNKY]

PARLEZ MOI DE CA PATRON
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It's Only The Begining...

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Se bon bagay k'ap pale la. Just like the Ayo Technology song: She Wants It!
She was doing her thing in the champagne room, all of a sudden she start kissing me, i was like oh shit shouldn't it be against the rules. Then she touched THE BEAST through the jeans. She was like impressive. She put her hand inside and just like that, de main'm anle, je'm fenmen, m'ap pran blow job la. She looked at me and told me: "I want to, do you want to?"
ouch leu'm di'w sa, she got me saying Ayoooooooo, i'm tired of using technology, what don't you seat down on top of me. PUMA was my last name after that.
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YA RAYI'W TANDE TI GASON(RICKY)

[Aesha]

Quote XXplosive: "Then she touched THE BEAST through the jeans. She was like impressive.

ok, so athat time did this movie end or when did you wake up from that dream???

Donc se sa Funky t'ap kache ak napkin la!!!
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Don't trouble trouble 'til trouble troubles you!! So KISS!!
Keep It Simple Stupid!!!

[XXplosive]

Aesha wrote:

Quote XXplosive: "Then she touched THE BEAST through the jeans. She was like impressive. ok, so athat time did this movie end or when did you wake up from that dream??? Donc se sa Funky t'ap kache ak napkin la!!!

Y'ap ba'w yon kout pain mademoiselle. Sa se bagay avan.
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YA RAYI'W TANDE TI GASON(RICKY)

[Ayani]

Quote:

Then she touched THE BEAST through the jeans. She was like impressive

Se BEAST sa ki fe Funky pa kapab domi lan nuit lan...tout rev li se Beast la li we....Gade yon BEAST KI vinn pou malerez lan
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"Don't be concerned with how others define you. When they define you, they are limiting themselves, so it's their problem! "E.T.

[jeanVALjean]

Damn, ya'll killing me man!

sa vle di XX, si'w te yon XX-MEN character, you'd be "BEAST"- Ala de salmanaza papa...mezanmi epav yo ap take over
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Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.
~Berthold Auerbach

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JVJ, mutanX se rans. I was a bit surprised at first from what was going on cause i know about the rule in a strip club, it's strickly no sexual contact. But danm, what went down in that room was illlegal. Mwen tounen system band, mwen pa konn si m'anle si m'anba.
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YA RAYI'W TANDE TI GASON(RICKY)

[jeanVALjean]

XXplosive wrote:

JVJ, mutanX se rans. I was a bit surprised at first from what was going on cause i know about the rule in a strip club, it's strickly no sexual contact. But danm, what went down in that room was illlegal. Mwen tounen system band, mwen pa konn si m'anle si m'anba.

Chris Rock di...."no sex in the champagne room!" but i feel you dawg

Have u confessed ur sins to the priest yet?
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Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.
~Berthold Auerbach