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 PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:32 pm    Post subject: Re: YOUR REACTION WOULD BE????? Reply with quote Back to top

michoulove wrote:
Ok, here's the scenario.

You've been dating a young lady for a couple of months and she's made it clear that she's not ready to engage in any sexual activities. You've made out with her before but she's always stopped you when things got too heated.

One evening, after coming home from a party (shall I say one morning?) where you've both had a few drinks, you start to get caliente en los pantalones. Ayiiiii dios mio. Embarassed Embarassed
You begin by slowing kissing, tongues begin finding their ways down each other's throat, ear lobes are being nibbled on, los tetas are arect....ok, you pervs get the picture.

You attempt to take it further by trying to undress her, she again tells you she's ok with just making out. You continue pressing the issue because by now, all the blood has left your body and made its way to your stick. Embarassed Embarassed Again, you don't give up, still trying to get your way.

Here comes the twist....
Finally, she undresses herself and tells you: "IF THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN TAKE IT BUT PLEASE LOSE MY NUMBER AFTERWARDS"

Now I ask you gentlemen, "WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF IT WERE YOU"?


Rete branche ! Mwen pap gen tan aswèya. Demen m’ap monte yon senaryo ansanm avèk Michou kòm aktris prensipal nan fim nan. M’ap detaye ba nou kòman sa te pase, e kisa m te fè lè Michou dezabiye l douvan m. Mwen pral wè si Michou ap ka kenbe pou l bliye m apre. Laughing

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 PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:14 pm    Post subject: Nèg Timid Rezoud Pwoblèm Michoulove La Reply with quote Back to top

Nèg Timid Rezoud Pwoblèm Michoulove La

Ant parantèz (N.T. konnen nou tout ap vin nan zen sa-a. Men sèlman tande anpi imajine epi se Mmm... ! Rete rèd-bèbè pa pale. M’ap jwe wòl aktè, epi Michou ap jwe wòl aktris prensipal pou istwa a ka parèt pi klè pandan n’ap li l. Konsa, n’ap ka antre anndan senaryo Michou a pi byen. Pliske se Michou ki vini avèk senaryo l, m’ap jwe fim nan ansanm avèk li. L’ap pi fasil pou nou devlope istwa a, paske n’ap ka imajine imaj yon fanm. Pa egzanp Michoulove, ki egziste tout bon vre. Se tankou se yon nèg k’ap bat laponyèt ki gen imaj yon fanm byen detèmine nan lespri l. Sa fè l voye pi vit. Se konsa sa toujou fèt. Li difisil pou imajine san yon imaj. )

— Mesye dam fèzè yo Bonswa wi... Eskize m wi, se pa espre m fè si m pap ka dòmi aprè bèl istwa dous sa-a m’ pral rakonte nou la-a.

— Mwen menm Nèg Timid te sot danse-dous ak Michou, nou dòn byen dòn, danse kole, woule vant, simen bèl pa, bon jan gwayav sou pis la, tout moun kanpe pou yo bat bravo pou nou. Se paske pa’t gen pri ak kado pou n te pran ki fè nou pa plen machin lan ak yo, lè n t’ap tounen lakay.

Anben nou rive lakay, Michou ak mwen, tout pandan n’ap antre a nou kenbe-sere, nou fè bon ti bo mouye... Lè nou antre lakay la, mwen tonbe ak Michou sou kanape a, epi kounyeya non sèlman nou bo: « li anba m anlè, » m’ap souse kou li dous epi fò epi m’ap pran radyo Honoloulou sou (2) de ti tranzistò an fòm chadèk li yo.

M’ mete men m anba wòb la pou m konte konbyen lajan k gen nan kapital la. M’ file lang mwen nan zòrèy li. Se lè sa-a Michou vin esoufle, li ban m yon gwo souf, m kontinye souse kou l pi dous. Lè sa-a tankou yon moun ki move sibit, Michou yon jan pouse m anlè pou m sot sou li. Epi l deklare m: « Pran san ou Nèg Timid, ou pa bezwen chipote m konsa; m’ap dezabiye m nòmalman, epi m’ap kite ou fè sa ou vle fè a... Men gen yon kondisyon: « apre ou fin komèt zak ou a, bliye mwen, bliye lakay mwen, bliye nimewo telefòn mwen. " No contact ! " Bliye ke m te egziste. M’ pa vle wè ou sou chimen m ankò. »

— « Woy manman Mari sove m ! » Se eksklamasyon sa-a ki vin nan tèt mwen lè Michou lanse defi l la epi kon di chante a di, tan sa-a, « M pa konn si m anlè, m pa konn si m atè...»

— Dotan plis ke pa gen tan pou ou reflechi, m kanpe doubout san m pa vle, epi Michou ap fè sa l vle a, l’ap dezabiye l. Li retire bèl wòb ble k te sou li a, epi ou wè fanm lan sou tout bèl fòm li nan soutyen li ak tout ti kilòt "thong" ble transparant li a; de (2) gwo molèt li yo byen plen... Nèg Timid pa kache di nou Mesye-dam, menm si n pa mande l kont, li vale saliv li epi l grate gòj li, pase Nèg la swaf sibit... Sa Michou ap fè l la-a pi di pase krabinay kraze zo.

— Nèg la pa ka gade espektak sa-a fiks nan je pa l, nèg la fè yon ti bak annaryè kòmsi l ta anvi kite sa...

— Men se menm moman sa-a, Michou fè l pran fòs, Michou koube pou l retire talon kikit la nan pye l, epi dam nan vin rete anfòm, sipèb, elegant tankou yon deyès ak ti kilòt "thong" lan ak soutyen an sèlman.

— Nèg Timid pa kache di nou, li tranble nan tout kò l, li swe frèt, li ouvè bouch li gran pou l ka pran souf, pou l respire yon ti jan mye.

... Anpi espektak la vin twò grandyoz, Nèg Timid pa kapab ankò, li sikonbe... Nèg Timid met ajenou, li pouse kilòt la sou kote epi l tonbe souse bouboun Michou ki peze tèt Nèg li a epi li chita sou kanape a... epi nan yon mouvman kòm si souf li ta wo tou, Michou di: « M te di ou m’ap dezabiye m wi, anben kite m fin dezabiye m non ! » ... Mezanmi, (30) trant segond sa yo, Michou pran pou l retire kilòt la ak soutyen an dire yon Etènite pou Nèg Timid...

... Nèg la rekòmanse fè tibèf, anpi l mete (3) dwèt li anndan bòbòt la tan l’ap pase lepous li sou fèy krèk Michou ki byen long anpi Nèg vin saf, li ap tete, li ap bo anpi mòde toupiti bò kwis Michou ki sere dan l pou l pa rele, pou l pa montre Nèg Timid ke l’ap jwi nan koze a tou.

— (7) Sèt minit apre, kenbe pa kenbe Michou sal bouch Nèg Timid lè l jwenn ògazm li, Michou fè man an-an... wouch senpman !

— Nèg la vale zoufè l anpi l rekòmanse bo bèl gwo bouboun deliks sa-a ankò ak plis goumandiz. Nèg Timid te vin pi afre. Nan yon 10 minit apre Michou bliye si l t’ap fè grèv, pou l pa pale, pa patisipe li di « Sètase, vini sou mwen ou menm...»

— Nèg Timid obeyi imedyatman, pi vit ke van li retire chemiz li, epi l voye pantalon an lòt-bò, lè fini l gen tan sou Michou.

— Nèg la pa prese fini, li kenbe pijon l byen bande tankou yon bawo chèz epi li pase l dousman sou tèt krèk Michou ki tresayi yon moman, epi lè Nèg sòti pou fè plezi sa-a dire... Michou kòmanse gouye epi li rele sou Nèg Timid yon jan dwòl « Men antre bagay ou an non vagabon...» Nèg fè yon ti kenbe ankò, lè sa-a Michou kenbe kòk la epi li foure li menm nan bouboun li pandan l’ap fè alsiyis ki eksplike jan nou t’ap byen mennen.

Apre yon douz (12) minit konsa, ni Nèg ni Michou voye nan mitan bèl gouyad ak alsiyis epi nèg rete kouche sou Michou... jouskaske yon lòt moman... Michou sonje kondisyon l te bay la ak tout pingga l te lanse a, li di Nèg Timid, fè yon ti leve paske li menm Michou bouke...

Nèg ki pa sòti pou l pèdi pari a; li di Michou: « Anben fanm pwòp mwen an nou pral benyen...» Kòm fanm ki vrèman pwòp. Michou pa fè tèt, Nèg la ba l men epi l lave bouboun li, alòske Nèg t’ap fikse dlo douch la nan bon tanperati.

— Toulède (2) antre nan douch la, Nèg fwote do Michou ki foubi do pa Nèg tou, epi youn lave bezwen lòt nan mitan yon pil ak yon pakèt ri, pandan ke Michou ap renouvle defi l la...

— Nèg fè kòmsi l pa tande, li kite Michou tou mouye a san l pa ba l sèvyèt epi li menm tou li gen dlo sou kò l... Epi Nèg rale Michou deyò basen an, li desann kouvèti twalèt la ak pye l, epi li mennen Michou sou li pa do, li kole kò l ak li anpi toulède tonbe chita sou kouvèti bòl la kote yon koupe k pa rete ak koupe, se Michou k te aktris prensipal la... tèlman l gouye dous sou bwa nèg la... ki revoye ansanm avè l... Bagay la byen pwograme gen lè, antouka li byen senkwonize, Ni Nèg Timid ni Michou kòmanse wè, nan pwen kite, zafè pa wè ankò a, bliye sa... se pawòl van.

— Lè yo leve, yo retounen nan douch la ankò... Fwa sa-a Nèg Timid bay Michou sèvyèt pou l siye kò l... Epi li menm li seche kò pa l tou.

— Michou fin siye kò l epi l di: « Anben ban m ba ou dènye bo a epi vin mennen m ale pou n pa janm wè ou ankò... »

— Nèg Timid reponn li: « Se pa kondisyon an sa non, ou mande m pou m fè sa m vle fè a epi se apre n’a konnen rès la. Pou kounyeya m’ poko fin fè sa m vle fè a...» Epi Nèg Timid pote Michou nan chanm li, tankou ou konn wè yo pote Madan marye yo apre nòs nan sinema...

—Rive nan chanm lan, Nèg Timid rekòmanse souse bouboun Michou epi li sèvi Michou anizèt ak ti bonbon, li ba l ji rezen, Michou bwè dlo, anpi yo re-antre annaksyon de (2) fwa ankò, bèl mèvèy, jiskaske Michou sou, li dòmi di nan kabann Nèg Timid jiska onzè (11:00am) nan maten.

— Pandan Michou ap dòmi, Nèg Timid telefone yon boutik fleris yo, kote yon vann flè pou l kòmande (60) swasant flè woz an kòbèy sou fòm yon kè, anpi l mande fleris la pou l pote yon kat souwè ak pwomès pou l ekri ak tout yon bon esans pafen menm; epi l mande pou Fleris la pote mansyon sa-a sou flè an kè yo, ke Nèg Timid pou Michoulove pou toutan gen tan, anpi li ekri kat la:

« Byenke ou gen tan ou ak moman ou, si m pa’t respekte ou m’ ta di ou ke ou se yon moun asezon, ou konn gen ti lalin (la lune) ou. Mwen menm Nèg Timid ak lafwa Bondye ban mwen pou m kwè nan ou-menm Michou, kòm fanm chans mwen, fanm anbyans mwen, boul pik mwen. Mwen konnen ke n’ap toujou ansanm jous nan syèl kay papa nou, pou n jwi lanmou ke Gran Mèt la mete nan nanm nou toulede a... Reflechi Michou, ou va tounen lè ou vle m’ap resevwa w san kondisyon ke ou bouzen, ke ou vòlèz ke ou madivin, m’ap toujou renmen w, m’ap toujou viv avè w, m’ap toujou santi m trè byen nan konpayi ou. M’ap rete nan menm plas la, nan menm kay la ap tann ou toutan... Bondye beni nou, ou pa fòl w’a chanje lide w’a vin jwenn mwen. »
S/Nèg Timid

Flè yo ak pafen an rive a (10:30) dizè edmi pandan Michou te nan pwofon somèy. Nèg Timid ranje rad Michou ak kilòt li a soutyen l ak ba l ak soulye l toutotou bouke flè an kè li ba li a epi ouvri kat li a sou kilòt Michou a...
— Li prepare ze ak pen ak ji zoranj ak yon ti kòn flèks pou dejene Michou ki te trè kontan lè l reveye san l pa konn ki lè li ye, paske fenèt yo te fèmen ak rido, se èkondisyone ak tilimyè ble tamize ki te gen nan chanm lan sèlman.

— Nèg Timid bay Michou yon bwòsdan nèf pou l’al lave bouch li, Michou fè ablisyon l. Lè l tounen li manje, li bwè ti dlo, anpi Nèg Timid kouche l ankò, Michou rele koupe sa-a: « Dènye kou frape. » Nèg Timid reponn non: « Se yon ti kou kontinye frape paske m damou nèt bòbòt mòdan m sa. »

— Apre kou sa-a li pre (2) dezè (2:00pm), Michou deside al abiye l pou Nèg Timid mennen l lakay li... Lè l fin benyen li siye kò l, li parèt sou bèl (show) espektak Nèg Timid monte a...

Michou pran kat la, li li l, li leve bouke flè a, li santi l, li louvri pafen an, li mete l sou men l ak bò figi l epi l bo Nèg Timid pandan l di l: « Mennen m ale tanpri...! »

Yo rive lakay Michou san yo pa janm pale... Nèg Timid t’ap jwe chante pwent, chante lanmou nan radyo machin nan tankou Moun Damou pa kite; Marabou de mon coeur; Manman ou vire lòlòy Géra, men l mande anraje...

Nan jedi k fè kenz jou (desemèn), Michou pa’t ka kenbe ankò li vin tann Nèg Timid devan pòt li a alòske Nèg Timid t’ap sot nan travay... Epi yo vin ansanm tankou de (2) ti pijon lè sa-a tankou Adan ak Ev nan paradi Edenn Bondye te mete yo a san pòm Satan an, y’ap jwi lavi a tèt kale.
Apa li papa !
Rete ! Apa m’ap reve ! Mwen tèlman antre nan senaryo Michou a, dòmi gentan pati avèk mwen. Eskize m wi mezanmi.

Atis Plim,
Nèg Timid

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 PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 7:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

michou tap cheche problem men problem Laughing
neg timid chapo ba boss la
Very Happy
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 PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 8:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Neg ki akrek tankou'm yo ap pran chat la e nou ap kontinye dial numero a chak jou.
 
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 PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 8:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

DONCUE_69 wrote:
michou tap cheche problem men problem Laughing
neg timid chapo ba boss la
Very Happy


Ti sa a, m ka jere l Cool
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 PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 5:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

@NegTimid: kom pwoveb la di two prese pa fe jou ouve, m ap vin sou ou tale konsa. Cool
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 PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Erotically Yours wrote:
See.. Thats the bull ish... The woman already said she's on some make out ish but noooooo tet ou two cho, you push the envelope any way & you reach a point where there's no you turn and now you're stuck w blue balls! You set yourself up for that one. Se Bon.

Antouka, you better make it good cause if its THAT good, she'll be back... Wink But hopefully she is worth the wait and you don't give in. Some people are just worth the wait.. Pity Sex is so wack.. Laughing


That's what they do best EY. Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

Ou pa we olye pou yo reponn post la honestly, yo voye Neg Timid vin make me weak at the knees. (Ayyyyiii dios mio) Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed
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 PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

michoulove wrote:
@NegTimid: kom pwoveb la di two prese pa fe jou ouve, m ap vin sou ou tale konsa. Cool


Ou konnen mwen pa janm twò prese pou ou chouchou m nan. Kenpòt lè ou pare m’ap tann ou. Mwen anvi bòbòt mòdan m nan toujou. Sssss.... Ay Michou ! Ou dous.

NT

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 PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

If She said that to me, I would give her some good sex, then call her the next day and blame it on the alcohol. Act like I didn't know what happen. Lmao, best believe she would call back.
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 PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

NT ap jwe cd sa a lontan ak diferan fanm la a. Fwa sa se Michou misye ap resite leson sa a. lol
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