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KaRaMelGoDdEsS



Joined: 12 Mar 2006
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Location: florida

 PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:38 pm    Post subject: RENT FOR APARTMENT Reply with quote Back to top

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the
afternoon with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he
told
her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary
write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment
"RENT FOR APARTMENT"

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing
that the whole event had not been worth the price.
So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclose the following
typed note:

"Dear Madam:
Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am
not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place,
I was under the impression that:
#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that
>there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque
for $250 with the following note:

"Dear Sir:
First, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful
apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if
you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is
indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to
fill it, please do not blame the management.

Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your
present landlady.
 
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kafou



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 PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

funny!
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KREOLA



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Location: BOCA RATON, FL

 PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 2:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

AH SA FUNNY VRE Exclamation Exclamation

BAY YO REPONS NORMALMEN Idea Idea
 
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Young70



Joined: 13 Mar 2006
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Location: new york

 PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 2:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Laughing Laughing funny indeed.

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FUNKY



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 PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 2:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Very Funny Laughing Laughing Laughing
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belchokola



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Location: NY

 PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 3:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

LMAO Laughing Laughing Very funny. I love this one.
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CatDog



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Location: Massachusetts

 PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
 
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Robie Rob



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 PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

DATS A GOOD ONE. BEL REPONSE
 
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DJ Super Duke



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 PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

woyyyy sa bellllll
 
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