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daphnee
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 28099
Location: Under the witness protection plan
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 Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:53 pm Post subject: Super Head does HipHop |
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August 01, 2007. _________ got its hands on what we're told is an excerpt from Karrine "Superhead" Steffans' new book The Vixen Diaries. According to our source, this is from the chapter where Karrine rates men in the hip hop industry. Ladies and gentleman, this right here is off the chains...
JUELZ SANTANA:
How was it?
It was good. He's really wild in bed, and don't let the 'No jjjjj' stuff fool you, because he is definitely not a jjjjj in bed. His d*ck is like a baseball bat, but it's thick too like a overgrown German sausage. He likes to pull hair a lot, and he actually likes it better when a girl rides.
50 CENT:
What's your story?
50 cent and I have had our share of sexual encounters. We kick it every time he comes to L.A.. His d*ck is not as big as I assumed it would be. It was probably about 7 1/2 inches. But it's not a big disappointment because he can eat pus*y like no other.
How did you meet?
I know a few studio owners, so when he was out here recording with Game, I went in to meet them. It jumped off from there.
Does he have a fetish?
Yes, 50 loves ti**ies and a*s. I happen to have them both so I guess that's why he immediately came on to me.
He came on to you?
Actually he did, I wanted him either way, so if I had to come on to him, or he did, I was still going to get him.
YOUNG BUCK:
Was Young Buck good in bed?
He was the best I ever had. His d*ck was like the Energizer Bunny. It kept going and going. The sex lasted for hours at a
time. It was the best I ever had and it got better each time.
Was this a ongoing relationship?
It wasn't a relationship really, it was more of a sex thing. It lasted about 5 months.
When did you meet Young Buck?
I met him through one of my friends. She was dating one of his cousins or someone related to him. She introduced me at a party and he took me back to his hotel after that.
Was he famous when you met him?
Not really, he was known through G-Unit but this was before his CD came out.
Any other celebrities you would give a try?
Yeah. There's a few, but I doubt any of them would be better.
USHER:
Were you in a relationship with Usher, or was it just for the sex?
I wouldn't dream of being in a relationship with him. YUCK. It was just for sex, but the sex was NOT all that good either. I kinda felt sorryfor him. So I fu**ed him.
Were you disappointed?
Um yeah. Because it was after a concert when we "fu**ed" and it was smelling like straight up FISH up in backstage in his dressing room. It was NOT me either. So I'm like babes? What's that smell. He tried to make it seem like it already smelled like that when they got to the arena. I'm like whatever, can we get this over with.
How was the sex?
It was fu**ing horrible and on top of that it was smelling back there. This man is not packing, his d*ck is way small and he was having a hard time trying to find my hole. Then ol' boy did something out of this world, he yelled out something Haitian. I was sick to my stomach. I got dressed and ran out of there.
Are there any celebs you'd want to sleep with?
Yes! Just not Usher. I'd fu** Lil Jon before I have sex with Usher again. I really would want to have sex with that guy Tyson Beckford, now he is packing, I seen some movies.
List of Rappers
Mystikal - long
Trick Daddy - long and full of energy
Twista - medium
Will Smith - long
Xzibit - long but comes to quick
Kool G Rap - Long but cant f**k
Talib Kweli - medium
Redman - hung like a banana
Black Thought - medium
Russel Simmons - small
Khujo from Goodie Mob - very long
Ja Rule - Long and full of energy
Jay-Z - Real thick and juicy but you cant stand looking at him when he's on top
OutKast - Both big but Big Boi is bigger and fatter Dre's is long and slim Pete Rock - big
Puff Daddy - medium
Rakim - Long
Mobb Deep - havoc is big but Prodigy is small
M.O.P. - Long pipes but Danze has a smelly body odor
Nas - small
Nelly - medium
Scarface - medium
Snoop Dogg - too long
Ol' Dirty Bastard - may his big d**k rest in peace
Clipse - They're both long but they cant f**k and Pusha T's breath stinks
Common - Long but too skinny
Da Brat - can eat a p**sy.
Mos Def - long but his breath stinks
Timbaland - long and fat but can't f**k and comes to quick
Too $hort - long and thick but talks to much s*it in bed
Q Tip - long but skinny. He has an a**hole personality
Mase - Long but he has an a**hole personality too
Master P - nice and long and can f**k
Method Man - Long but comes to quick
Missy Elliott - pu**y has a bad odor
50 Cent - medium/long
Big Punisher - The same size of a can of air freshener
Busta Rhymes - Big and long bit cant f**k. Just because you are left sore he thinks he did something.
Canibus - real long
Noreaga - Long but he cant f**k
Lil Wayne - nice and long
Kanye West - Big but he cant f**k
KRS-One - small
LL Cool J - Nice and fat
The LOX - All of them are big except for styles. styles is very tiny. And J Hood is abnormaly fat
Ludacris - Just perfect. Long and fat
DMX - Long and can ppppp forever
Fabolous - big d**k but comes to fast
Fat Joe - small at first but when erect he's impressive.
Wyclef - Long but his breath stinks
Ghostface Killah - Long but he comes to quick
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Mizikamort
Joined: 08 Jun 2006
Posts: 1403
Location: Stamford, CT
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| Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:54 pm Post subject: |
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About Usher:
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| Then ol' boy did something out of this world, he yelled out something Haitian |
I don't get it. How did she know he yelled out something haitian if she doesn't speak creole nor Usher.
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KREOLA
Joined: 13 Mar 2006
Posts: 2330
Location: BOCA RATON, FL
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| Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Da Brat - can eat a p**sy. |
Mwen te suspek li lontan... Vixen just confirmed!
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| Missy Elliott - pu**y has a bad odor |
Kisa Vixen besoin entre jambre Missy!
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KREOLA
Joined: 13 Mar 2006
Posts: 2330
Location: BOCA RATON, FL
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| Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:32 pm Post subject: |
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In regards to Luda:
Ludacris - Just perfect. Long and fat
 Why is my man on this list?  Well, I'm glad he got good ratings on his D*ck 
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Melokompa
Joined: 06 Jul 2006
Posts: 2613
Location: kOTE OU PA RENMEN AN!!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Mos Def - long but his breath stinks |
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| Wyclef - Long but his breath stinks |
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USHER:
Were you in a relationship with Usher, or was it just for the sex?
I wouldn't dream of being in a relationship with him. YUCK. It was just for sex, but the sex was NOT all that good either. I kinda felt sorryfor him. So I fu**ed him.
Were you disappointed?
Um yeah. Because it was after a concert when we "fu**ed" and it was smelling like straight up FISH up in backstage in his dressing room. It was NOT me either. So I'm like babes? What's that smell. He tried to make it seem like it already smelled like that when they got to the arena. I'm like whatever, can we get this over with.
How was the sex?
It was fu**ing horrible and on top of that it was smelling back there. This man is not packing, his d*ck is way small and he was having a hard time trying to find my hole. Then ol' boy did something out of this world, he yelled out something Haitian. I was sick to my stomach. I got dressed and ran out of there. |
Please tell Haitian entertainers to shower and brush and floss their teeth twice a day as recommended By Doctors. 
You're taliking about a low life bicth, meet Karrine aka superhead.
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bella_mafia1
Joined: 23 Apr 2007
Posts: 3771
Location: Miami Beach
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| Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:48 am Post subject: |
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 Wow !!! I'm speechless... Tout sa'a ??? Wow !!! Nan case sa'a pa'a gen moun ki taste "Ginuwine" ???  |
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jjmoney
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 35
Location: BROOKLYN - NEW YORK
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| Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:12 am Post subject: |
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DAMN HOME GIRL ppppp A LOT OF RAPPERS 
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Guibichi11
Joined: 10 May 2007
Posts: 1199
Location: Haiti
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| Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:41 pm Post subject: |
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| DAMN HOME GIRL ppppp A LOT OF RAPPERS |
I heard that her pussy stinks like kk
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jjmoney
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 35
Location: BROOKLYN - NEW YORK
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| Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:15 am Post subject: |
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WITH ALL THEM DICKS GOING IN AND OUT THAT PUSSY IT'S WORSE THAN KK GUIBICHI11. YOU KNOW THE FUNNY THINGS IS SHE BECAME RICH BY IT TOO ONLY IN AMERICA WHAT A COUNTRY YOU GOT TO LOVE THE COUNTRY...
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jjmoney
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
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Location: BROOKLYN - NEW YORK
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| Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:17 am Post subject: |
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I DIDN'T KNOW SHE ppppp 50CENT AND YOUNG BUCK
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