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jacomo



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 PostPosted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:05 am    Post subject: The engagement test!!!!! Reply with quote Back to top

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...it was her beautiful younger
sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend
down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view
of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she
was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was
in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to
my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get
me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and
threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight
towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping and with tears in his eyes, my father-in-law
hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test...we
couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family."


And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in
your car.
 
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CatDog



Joined: 12 Mar 2006
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Location: Massachusetts

 PostPosted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Very funny. Now I wonder if the little sister would have realy slept with him. Laughing Laughing Laughing


Vagabon sa souve. Laughing Laughing
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kannannan



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Location: amerikka

 PostPosted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

sa bon. map kite pam yo la from now on.
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don007



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Location: atlanta,ga

 PostPosted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

MAN THIS ONE IS A BOMB.
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