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CatDog



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 PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:07 pm    Post subject: Two ladies talking in heaven Reply with quote Back to top

Two ladies talking in heaven:

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I Froze to Death.

2nd woman: How Horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was! so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the
attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through
every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I
had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
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 PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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 PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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 PostPosted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Am I the only one that thinks that teh woman who died in the freezer, shouldn't be in heaven?

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