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[CatDog]

Two ladies talking in heaven:

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I Froze to Death.

2nd woman: How Horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was! so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the
attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through
every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I
had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
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"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." George Carlin

[Tilouj]

[Ti boxer]

Catdog sa'w we la - ou pakadezod pase'l. Gad bel blag lap poste sou nou gro midi la.

Nice one.

Ti Boxer
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Yes Aya

[konpaconvert]

Am I the only one that thinks that teh woman who died in the freezer, shouldn't be in heaven?