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kannannan



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 PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:54 pm    Post subject: Medecine 101 Reply with quote Back to top

MÉDECINE 101


Des étudiants en médecine reçoivent leur premier cours d'anatomie avec
un vrai corps humain. Ils sont tous réunis autour d'une table
d'opération avec un corps recouvert d'un drap blanc.
Le professeur leur dit:
En médecine, il faut avoir 2 qualités importantes: La première il ne
faut pas être dégoûté.
Là-dessus le prof enlève le drap, enfonce un doigt dans l'anus du mort,
le retire et se suce le doigt.
Allez! Faites la même chose que moi.
Les étudiants après quelques minutes d'hésitation passent chacun leur tour.
Ils enfoncent le doigt dans l'anus du mort et sucent leur doigt après
l'avoir retiré. Quand tout le monde a fini, le prof les regarde et leur
dit
La seconde qualité c'est l'observation. J'ai enfoncé le majeur et j'ai
sucé l'index.
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 PostPosted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

That was funny and disgusting.
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PhizUniq



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 PostPosted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

La troisième qualité c'est d'avoir le sens d'hygiene!!!

:lol: Laughing Laughing
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Sanrick



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 PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

That was a good one Laughing Laughing Laughing
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